Dumbest things you've said in an interview

[JennyDune]

Inspired by a recent thread I just saw, what are the dumbest things you've said during an interview?

Ill start:

Interviewer - What made you decide to apply for Risk Consulting at KPMG?

Me - I actually wanted to do and applied for Audit, but they filled the vacancy before my interview; so HR put me forward for an interview for this role instead.

Them: Why do you want to be a bus driver?'
Me: 'well it's not for the money.'

In my defence I was ACTUALLY driving the bus at the bloody time! I didn't get the job...