Well this is a new low

[MintyGreenDream]

Just googled the calories in an item I've got in my cupboard coz I can't be arsed to get up

@LittleBearPad

I ring my husband to bring tea.

I text mine the cuppa emoji!

Dd and I both disabled, send pictures across from one sofa to the other.

I keep teabags in a pile on top of the tin so I don't have to open it several times a day.

I ordered a Starbucks on Deliveroo to avoid getting up and going to the kitchen to make a coffee. It cost me over £10 including delivery.

A friend of mine texted her son to come downstairs and pass her the remote on the other side of the room from the sofa on which she was lying.

She’s not disabled. I love her dearly but I was shocked. She was unrepentant. Her son was disgusted.

@Gymohithoughtyousaidgin I've just done the same.

@Gymohithoughtyousaidgin

I ordered a Starbucks on Deliveroo to avoid getting up and going to the kitchen to make a coffee. It cost me over £10 including delivery.

That really made me laugh.

I once Shazamed a song playing on the radio while I was led/laid (?) on the sofa as I couldn't be bothered to get up to see what it was.

Actually, it wasn't on the radio, it was a cd I was playing!

I have two connected to Alexa, one upstairs, one downstairs.

Saves me moving one between floors…

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Oh for an edit button.

However my piece de resistance is my robot vacuum is connected to Alexa.
I sit with a glass of wine, while Ziggy does his job.

I have two connected to Alexa, one upstairs, one downstairs.

Saves me moving one between floors…

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Well if it's about calorie counting, may I recommend the procrastination diet. Essentially consists of persuading yourself you can't be arsed to actually get up and get a snack whilst sat comfortably on the couch.

The other night I zoomed in on the TV with my phone camera, because I couldn’t be arsed to go and get my glasses.

I once downloaded a film (illegally) because I couldn’t be arsed getting the dvd out. It was probably ten feet away from me in the tv unit.

We have an Alexa in two out of four bedrooms and that’s only because we’ve just moved. I need to order more!

In my defence I’m an absolute lazy slob.

I rang my mum last week to ask her if it was raining. She lives close by and I was sitting very comfortably too far away from the window to be able to see properly.

I regularly text dd1 ⏬📶🫖☕to tell her to come downstairs & make a cup of tea because I cba to either shout upstairs, or make one myself 🤣 She usually does it too 🤷‍♀️

This evening, while she was waiting for the kettle to boil, I asked her to put Buffy on for me...to save me pressing the buttons. The remote was 3" ish from my hand.

I'm not usually so lazy, I'm just really tired tonight.

Me and my partner regularly text each other in the house and occasionally use the baby monitor, in our defence we live in a 3 story house and I'm not walking up that many stairs to ask if he wants a cup of tea.

My mum saw my comment and said she was ashamed of me! Although I admit I have so many of the damned things, (eyeshadow palettes) sometimes I can't remember where I put the one I want.

Although I think @Gymohithoughtyousaidgin is an all time low. I salute you for your sheer can't-be-arsed-ness!