Man offended by Pizza Hut sauce slogan!

[MsWalterMitty]

www.lancs.live/news/uk-world-news/man-outraged-pizza-huts-sexualised-21946595?fbclid=IwAR19wcYrXTxJfgwiW7Y0LYt4A5fqz1OkI7aE2UqBx9y7aurkKQSadJ4LrzE

What’s the problem?!

What a bellend.

🤣 If anything, he has the dirty mind!

Oh, to have the time to worry about ketchup labels

It's a bit risqué
Hand job connotations

I've read this twice today the first time I didnt get it

I do now but I'm thinking it's pretty obscure

He reminds me of the vegan who was horrified the ice cream factory ice cream wasn't free from milk

@dementedpixie

It's a bit risqué Hand job connotations

In what way?

You shake and squeeze it and then it squirts

@dementedpixie

You shake and squeeze it and then it squirts

Surely that’s just him (and you) with a dirty mind though? As shaking, squeezing and squirting is basically what you do with a ketchup bottle… how else would you describe it?

Also, no sure I’ve ever shook my dh’s penis

What a dick! 🤣 Is he a monk I wonder?

After reading the story all I can picture is Adrian Mole moaning about this in his diary

To be fair if you shake and squeeze most things there is a good chance they will squirt. Why the penis obsession?

He's obviously got a porn problem. What a twat.

This bloke is a massive attention-seeker. He's been in the papers before, something about his 2 year 'hell' over being fined for dropping a fag end in the street, he's been on one of those benefit TV programmes, and has some rather questionable videos on twitter, which contradict his straight-lace 'won't someone think of the children' comments.

@DomingoinLittleOakley

This bloke is a massive attention-seeker. He's been in the papers before, something about his 2 year 'hell' over being fined for dropping a fag end in the street, he's been on one of those benefit TV programmes, and has some rather questionable videos on twitter, which contradict his straight-lace 'won't someone think of the children' comments.

Oh, haha! Even more of a twat then

Some people have more time than brain cells.

I like it, it's exactly what you do!

What's the connection with 'swingers'?

Let's hope the advert for "Shake 'n' Vac" doesn't make a come back.

"Hull Live approached Pizza Hut for comment, who said "fuck off you absolute weapon. It's a ketchup bottle"

@DomingoinLittleOakley

This bloke is a massive attention-seeker. He's been in the papers before, something about his 2 year 'hell' over being fined for dropping a fag end in the street, he's been on one of those benefit TV programmes, and has some rather questionable videos on twitter, which contradict his straight-lace 'won't someone think of the children' comments.

I thought he sounded like a dickhead from the OP story alone, let alone this. What a knob 😂

@DomingoinLittleOakley

This bloke is a massive attention-seeker. He's been in the papers before, something about his 2 year 'hell' over being fined for dropping a fag end in the street, he's been on one of those benefit TV programmes, and has some rather questionable videos on twitter, which contradict his straight-lace 'won't someone think of the children' comments.

This has actually cleared something up because from the original link I thought it sounded strange that a 21 year old would go to the papers about this, seems he’s actually 31 and the first link made a typo.

This man is only 21.. Imagine being so weak that a ketchup label stops you from using it. He has a world of hurt coming.

Squirt is a word that is not only sexual. He has a dirty mind and that’s his problem.

Yet another side effect of a porn culture .

Makes sense that his preoccupation is looking for a way to make news.

When I see an article that uses words such as STUNNED and OUTRAGED and SHOCKED I always internally modify it down about 99%.

Imagine him reeling back from the table and gasping at the sauce bottle.

@MarshmallowSwede

This man is only 21.. Imagine being so weak that a ketchup label stops you from using it. He has a world of hurt coming.

Squirt is a word that is not only sexual. He has a dirty mind and that’s his problem.

Yet another side effect of a porn culture .

He is 31, not 21

I feel like I’ve been doing hand jobs wrong. I need to ask dh if he wants it shaken first.

@flashpaper

"Hull Live approached Pizza Hut for comment, who said "fuck off you absolute weapon. It's a ketchup bottle"

Hahaha