Can anyone find me a French Taunter?

[LaLaLouella]

I really, REALLY, want a French Taunter for a project I'm doing!

Preferably a stuffed toy, 30cm tall (but can be bigger/smaller) and which looks like the Monty Python French Taunter...

I'm coming up a blank - can anyone help track me one down?

Best subject heading I think I’ve read.
Unfortunately, I have no idea what it’s all about!

I too was lured here by the title. Am settling in for more developments.

I now also need a French Taunter for no reason whatsoever.

My correspondante was a bit of a bully.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.....

I fart in your general direction. But good luck with it all the same.

Here you go but it's £60!!!

There's a surprising amount of French Taunter merch out there. Who knew‽

Thanks @DipItAgain Not sure I can part with £60 for a joke present though - drat!

Maybe a generic knight toy, with a speech bubble attached?

Yes, good idea, unfortunately all the Knight toys I've found have a really childish face... not the sort of Knights to taunt you for a second time....

If anyone knows where to get soft toy knights that look like adults not kids I'm all ears

The pose isn’t right but I like the face!
www.hamleys.com/catalog/product/view/id/9100/s/papo-germanic-knight/

reading-museum-shop.myshopify.com/collections/bayeux-tapestry/products/new-medieval-knight-decoration

I could have sworn they used to have small bayeux tapestry dolls in the museum shop but they've disappeared.

www.amazon.co.uk/Soldier-Statues-Movable-Memorabilia-Collectible/dp/B08GKQT5ZD?tag=mumsnetforu03-21
there's this- currently unavailable but proves it exists

www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/806707351972701786/

This is definitely something my grandma could have knit. Do you know any keen knitters?

www.historicroyalpalaces.com/stgeorgetheknight-movingmouth-handpuppet.html?gclid=CjwKCAjwn8SLBhAyEiwAHNTJbSsE5eS0nG5bz9Og7I3uDcjIneUTt17CViK-DY-KyovGWOrdm7z97xoCYUoQAvD_BwE
this one has a moving mouth so you could actually do the taunting

I'm here for the thread title and updates

@DipItAgain

I fart in your general direction. But good luck with it all the same.

Have added apron featuring the legend "Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!" to my Christmas list. To be worn with the light up Unicorn sneakers.

@StillWeRise that is superb.

There's a small vinyl one on eBay - bidding starts at £38. Just search 'French taunter'.

Another one who assumed there was some sort of typo in the thread title and came racing in breathless to make Monty Python jokes and . . . oh.

Gael Monfils?? He seems like fun!

@StillWeRise oohhhh, a puppet! I hadn't thought of that - I like the potential for taunting!