I had a dream about Boris Johnson

[BrainBleachNeeded]

Well I’m not going to share this with anyone in RL so might aswell let it out here anonymously.

So I don’t know why, but I’m talking to my dd on the phone and he pops out of nowhere, asks to speak to her, like he’s some kind of macho celeb who everyone wants to talk to. She asks him who he is, and he tells her to guess…like she’s really going to guess who a strange twat on the phone is.

Then when she doesn’t know who he is, he gives the phone back to me and rubs my backside and tells me I have a nice bum.

There the dream ended. 10 brownie points to dd for not boosting his ego. -100000000 brownie points to me for not punching his lights out for touching me inappropriately.

Sick.

💐 OP

My DP woke me up very gently one night as he could tell I was struggling and fighting against something and was starting to kick around in the bed with screams. A Boris sex dream 😱, my brain goes to very weird places in my sleep, he is used to hearing me make sex sounds in my sleep and on waking up, there is usually a note saying Colin again? Colin Firth in Bridget Jones / Mamma Mia.

😂 you definitely need the brain bleach! I’m on some pretty strong meds that made me have vivid and strange dreams. The worst one was that I was Prince Andrew’s girlfriend and I had to go and see the Queen to borrow a christening gown for Harry and Meghan’s baby!
Freud would have a field day.

Omg, Boris sex dream is so much worse than this, so you have my sympathy @NotanotherboxofFrogs 🤣

Prince Andrew’s gf 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

I had a Keir Starmer sex dream. It was pretty good, to be honest. He was very attentive and sweet. But then he did start talking about admin which was boring.

Only thing for it I'm afraid is to throw yourself off the nearest bridge.

@2lsinllama ditto on strong meds that also cause vivid and strange dreams.

[quote NotanotherboxofFrogs]@2lsinllama ditto on strong meds that also cause vivid and strange dreams.[/quote]
Last night I was on some kind of programme where you all went to each other’s weddings (Like four weddings) I was marrying an Asian man and I had a teenage daughter from when I was very young, two primary age daughters and he had two primary age daughters. We also had a tiny baby boy between us. We had our wedding, which was very lavish and halfway through I changed into a bright orange sari. The next wedding was of a lesbian couple. All the men had to wait downstairs and we went up to a school type room. The service was entirely silent but with cartoon type illustrations on the board. At the reception for this wedding one of the other brides told me that I could bring my son to her wedding as he was cute but our daughters were not invited. I refused to go. Then I woke up.