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William Shatner went into space and I'm disappointed

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ssd · 13/10/2021 22:32

He never met a blonde miniskirted alien with blue eyeshadow who fell in love with him...

Remember when he always got a girlfriend when he went to a new planet? And they always had an American accent too...

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SirSamuelVimes · 13/10/2021 22:41

Ah, he is 90... Even for Kirk that's pushing it!

Poledra · 13/10/2021 22:43

To quote the comedian Bing Hitler 'It's lucky for Captain Kirk all the aliens he meets are heterosexual, isn't it?'

ssd · 13/10/2021 22:47

He always landed somewhere with a strange looking landscape, usually with spock behind him..then a girl alien would appear from behind a rock...usually blonde, young, good legs, American accent...he always landed on his feet, didn't he Grin

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barbrahunter · 13/10/2021 22:49

I love Captain Kirk.

SpeckledFrogsLog · 13/10/2021 23:39

Saw this on Facebook earlier which made my chuckle Grin

William Shatner went into space and I'm disappointed
birdling · 14/10/2021 00:01

The rocket was shaped like a giant penis though.

SirSamuelVimes · 14/10/2021 08:39

@birdling

The rocket was shaped like a giant penis though.
These are the voyages of the starship phallus...
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