William Shatner went into space and I'm disappointed

[ssd]

He never met a blonde miniskirted alien with blue eyeshadow who fell in love with him...

Remember when he always got a girlfriend when he went to a new planet? And they always had an American accent too...

Ah, he is 90... Even for Kirk that's pushing it!

To quote the comedian Bing Hitler 'It's lucky for Captain Kirk all the aliens he meets are heterosexual, isn't it?'

He always landed somewhere with a strange looking landscape, usually with spock behind him..then a girl alien would appear from behind a rock...usually blonde, young, good legs, American accent...he always landed on his feet, didn't he

I love Captain Kirk.

Saw this on Facebook earlier which made my chuckle

The rocket was shaped like a giant penis though.

@birdling

The rocket was shaped like a giant penis though.

These are the voyages of the starship phallus...