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I was a vaping star for four days

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AdifferentGoat · 11/10/2021 09:36

Don't ask me why. Bought one on a whim. Figured I wanted to see what the fuss was about.

I suppose I envisoned myself as a woman about town, typing out work emails while casually toying with my vape, blowing out (vape-air?) whilst my legs grew thinner and longer. It was supposed to be relaxing.

Nothing of the sort has happened. Vaping is too much work. The thing has a tendency to flicker and make bizarre sounds. Further, it's persistantly oily to the touch. And no one warns you about all the charging needs and coil changes? Also why is it so big and clunky? I envisioned it as something slight, delicate and sexy. Not the unsightly vibrator like apparatus I have been lugging around. The sales lady convinced me I'd get more 'bang for the buck' with this machine I am currently retiring.

Far too much work for a vice. Moving on. Not sure why I am posting this but that I'm awake late where I am Wine

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Shirleyphallus · 11/10/2021 09:37

Vaping has really died out where I am. Somehow cigarettes do seem much more chic but everyone here has stopped that too

lnsufficientFuns · 11/10/2021 09:39

Yeah I went cold turkey rather than subject myself to that oily stuff
Plus
It does shout ADDICT!

AdifferentGoat · 11/10/2021 09:42

Vaping is the rage here or maybe I am hanging with unfashionable crowds. My time as a vaping superstar was shortlived.

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AdifferentGoat · 11/10/2021 09:43

@lnsufficientFuns

Yeah I went cold turkey rather than subject myself to that oily stuff Plus It does shout ADDICT!
It really is remarkably oily.
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AdifferentGoat · 11/10/2021 09:43

@Shirleyphallus

Vaping has really died out where I am. Somehow cigarettes do seem much more chic but everyone here has stopped that too
I'm behind the times Grin
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MyVaginaHatesMe · 11/10/2021 10:02

Juul. Is all I'll say.

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