Anyone awake? Can you just chill me out a bit??

[RozHuntleysLeftHand]

I've got a load of shit going on and I need to start another thread on that (I've had a couple recently) bit I can't deal with right now talking about it.

It's come to a head tonight, but will just rant on and on and I need to sleep!

If anyone is up can you just send me a joke/silly pet pic/say something soothing cos otherwise I'm going to go insane and I need to be up at 6.

Maybe a relaxing podcast recommendation?

I don't know, I'm so fucking tense and need to actually relax.

What do you call a magic dog?

God I hate my stupid life.

Ooh I don't know Tara.
What do you call a magic dog? (thank you the)

That was supposed to be thank you by the way!

Inhale deeply through your nose for 5 counts, hold for 5, then exhale slowly through your mouth for 5. Do this about 3 times( no more or you will get dizzy). Hopefully it will relax you.

I'm feeling similar things tonight and I've just been to stand outside and look at the stars. It's supposed to rain tomorrow but tonight it's so clear.

Would 5 minutes outside on your doorstep or peering out the window be possible?

A labra-cadabra-dor

www.youtube.com/c/FlatbushCats/videos

Cheering videos of stray cats getting new homes, with some soothing hip-hop jazz in the background.

Here is my cat telling me that not my cat (in the background) is eating his food

My kids’ favourite joke…

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows go MOOOO not who!!!!

Pretend you are 4 and fall about laughing

This youtube is really relaxing
https://youtube.com/channel/UC_RDtmUq7RISJ4mFKAhjzTg

And a video of my cat being very happy I shared my milkshake https://fb.watch/8p-vk5d8ZL/

why did the bald man place some rabbits on his head ?

When my mind feels over full, I visualise packing all my worries up into a metal chest, locking it up and dropping the fuckers in the the middle of an ocean.

Or here is a lovely poem called Up-hill by Christina Rossetti

Does the road wind up-hill all the way?
Yes, to the very end.
Will the day's journey take the whole long day?
From morn to night, my friend.

But is there for the night a resting-place?
A roof for when the slow dark hours begin.
May not the darkness hide it from my face?
You cannot miss that inn.

Shall I meet other wayfarers at night?
Those who have gone before.
Then must I knock, or call when just in sight?
They will not keep you standing at that door.

Shall I find comfort, travel-sore and weak?
Of labour you shall find the sum.
Will there be beds for me and all who seek?
Yea, beds for all who come.

Hope you manage to get some sleep OP 🤞🏻

Omg Tara first time I've laughed all day!
Thank you!

Gothic I will try that thank you, though will try not to get dizzy (though passing out might not be the worst thing right now!)

Oh ftw sorry you're feeling the same shit isn't it? I'm in bed hiding from xp but I can see the stars through the window
The nested That looks fantastic, cheers!

Knew I could count on you guys

Hi Roz, when I feel a little like you do tonight, I have to write everything down. Literally everything that’s cramming in my brain. It could be what needs doing, what I’m worried about, etc etc, until I can’t think of anything else to write. It helps me calm my mind so I can sleep. Oh and the breathing exercises too.

I like desert Island discs when I need something to help occupy my head to sleep

note ! the tuning up.

Oh I'm glad :)

It'll all work out OK, op

Say if you want more random stuff thrown your way

In the meantime, here is my cat, Mittens 😁. This is her favourite position to nap in.
Do you have any pets op?

NotMyCat thanks for the links, love you not cat!

alsx why did the bald man put rabbits on his head?

Mabel cheers I wish I could lock xp in a chest and drop him in the ocean but I'll settle for thoughts instead!

nervous thanks for the lovely poem will save to read more.

This is why I love you

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why did the bald man place rabbits on his head ?

because, from a distance, they looked like hares.

this is my brother's favorite joke.