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I've got to ask if anyone else does these sorts of things....

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Excitedannie · 30/09/2021 08:48

OK - I'm laying myself bare, but does anyone do any of the following weird things or is it just me?!?!

  1. When I'm cooking, I sometimes pretend I'm on a cooking show, and I'll give dialogue as I'm going along...
  2. When I'm eating, I sometimes pretend i'm in a food advert - so if I've got pancakes, fruit and syrup (for example), I eat a piece indivdually, then a big mouthful altogether. I sometimes pull a "mmmmm" face...
  3. When I'm walking or cycling to work listening to music, I visualise myself on a stage...

There. I've done it. It's off my chest and now it's typed out, I feel like I might need help!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE someone tell me your odd things?!!??

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Excitedannie · 30/09/2021 08:49

And no, I don't live alone, but I've managed to keep it all secret for years!!

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FWBNC · 30/09/2021 08:51

No, I don't.

I have my own version of 'batshit' though, I talk to everything!

There are a LOT of MNers who do what you do though, there are lots & lots of threads in the same vein.

I'm sure others will be right along to chat with you!!

Enjoy your active imagination!!

StCharlotte · 30/09/2021 08:53

At work in my head I have pretended I'm the subject of a fly-on-the-wall documentary. Until I remember there is nothing interesting or potentially entertaining about my job. It's hardly "Airline".

Bluntness100 · 30/09/2021 08:53

Personally no, but there’s been threads before where folks do this

Are you lonely by any chance?

Swimmingwiththefishes · 30/09/2021 08:54

I don't do the cooking and eating things...but...

When I listen to music and often when I'm walking the dog, I visualise my music video to this song. I'm never on stage...no,no, but I am ALWAYS in a music video. I sometimes pretend those around me are part of it and backing dancers

If I'm very brave I will often mime enthusiastically as I'm walking alone picturing the press blowing up at this hot newcomers new music video 😂

TangMustang · 30/09/2021 08:55

I don’t but was about to type exactly the same as FWBNC.

I do talk to everything Grin car, washing machine, random bugs & bees, traffic and parking fairies Grin

I love these threads though, there was a big one last year or the year before and it made me smile and laugh at imaginative MNers are.

Knittingnanny · 30/09/2021 08:55

Haha I do the same in my sewing room ( grand name for my box room) I pretend I’m on the Sewing bee!

Jampot1 · 30/09/2021 08:56

I do the cooking show dialogue

Excitedannie · 30/09/2021 09:03

SO exciting that I'm not alone! Yes, I did see one a couple of years ago on this but I wasn't brave enough to post and I didn't want to resurrect an old thread. Plus I've just had a big birthday so I thought "sod it"!

No, not lonely - quite the opposite - I think it's my "me and fantasy" time!!

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Justbecauseofit · 30/09/2021 09:17

I do the music video thing where o imagine music videos with me in them if I'm listening to music.

Also sometimes if something a little bit more than mundane is happening at work I'll pretend I'm in a film. I'll imagine background music and all sorts with it

KurtWilde · 30/09/2021 09:18

I do the cooking show dialogue too, especially if I'm cooking something special or a 3 course. I like to channel Nigella or Nigel Slater when I do.

I also play my own entrance music in my head when I enter a cafe/pub etc. This actually stems from being a kid when every time I visited my grandmother I'd walk in the door singing my favourite song at the time. Thank god I only do it in my head now, just writing that makes me think I must've been such a precocious kid 😂

Excitedannie · 30/09/2021 09:25

@KurtWilde

I do the cooking show dialogue too, especially if I'm cooking something special or a 3 course. I like to channel Nigella or Nigel Slater when I do.

I also play my own entrance music in my head when I enter a cafe/pub etc. This actually stems from being a kid when every time I visited my grandmother I'd walk in the door singing my favourite song at the time. Thank god I only do it in my head now, just writing that makes me think I must've been such a precocious kid 😂

I LOVE this! Entrance music - brilliant!
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GingerFoxInAT0phat · 30/09/2021 09:26

I don’t do it whilst cooking but I did go through a stage of doing it whilst doing my make up as if I was doing a YouTube tutorial.

I also stage scenarios in my head whilst walking and then sometimes realise I’m pulling the appropriate faces to whats happening and must look very strange!

MedusasBadHairDay · 30/09/2021 09:26

Not this exact ones, but similar. Usually I'm being interviewed or narrating what I'm doing.

Mariell · 30/09/2021 09:42

Maladaptive daydreaming.

Justbecauseofit · 30/09/2021 10:57

Oh also...

If someones phone is ringing (like
The standard iPhone ones) I do a little dance in my head to it. I've got different dances for different ringtones.

NotAnotherPylon · 30/09/2021 10:58

I don't do that, but I often imagine that a person I know is watching me or listening to my conversations and interactions and I tailor my actions and conversations to send them a particular impression of me. It just happens spontaneously. I probably haven't explained it very well, but I know what I meanGrin

InnPain · 30/09/2021 11:14

I think it’s cute you do those things but no I don’t lol

StCharlotte · 30/09/2021 18:32

@Mariell

Maladaptive daydreaming.
I hate that it's called that as it makes it sound like a bad thing and I don't think it is (I'm not an expert obviously).
iklboo · 30/09/2021 18:40

Sometimes. My favourite one is pretending I'm a spy tailing someone when I'm behind them on a path or on town. I run an internal dialogue describing then to 'HQ'. Grin

JMAngel1 · 30/09/2021 18:49

I do it whilst doing my skincare and make-up - I think I watch too many YT videos Grin

SylvanasWindrunner · 30/09/2021 18:50

I've done the 'being interviewed' thing before. I'm a fascinating woman, apparently ...

Ihopeyourcakeisshit · 30/09/2021 18:52

Christ I do this kind of shit a lot.
I quite often do interviews and Oscar acceptance speeches Blush

Elisheva · 30/09/2021 19:06

When I’m cleaning I can often hear Kim and Aggie from How Clean is Your House commentating on my cleaning technique, and tutting if I’m taking short cuts 😁

nc4565 · 30/09/2021 19:16

Sometimes I do the cooking show thing. But mostly I feel like my life is a music video Grin

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