Catholic squirrels aka funny things kids say

[CatholicSquirrels]

Named changed as I've told this story in real life.

I was at mass with the DC. The priest has a regional accent that pronounces schools as scoo-ills. He was saying a prayer for Catholic education and a puzzled DD2 turns to me and asks 'what are Catholic squirrels?'

I just 😂😂

Tell me your laugh out loud 'kids say the funniest things' moments!

I've had ridic lee us today which is one of my favourites!

@Flufferty

My nephew's grandmother died recently and he was asking about cremation. We thought we'd explained it in a way he could understand until he said "let's save her up until bonfire night"

Beat thing I’ve read today!

Dd used to be scared of the Eskimos in our garden. You and I know the Eskimos as mosquitos … :)