Laughable put downs

[Greydove28]

What's the most laughable put down someone has said to you?

I had this woman say to me "remember when you were in the middle stream for maths and I was in the top maths group!" with a stern look on her face. We are now in our 40s. I was like huh!!

When some man I barely even know comments that something I am doing "really isn't attractive". Good! I don't want you to find me attractive. Actually, could you please go away?

Re: Enjoying sex. “We had names for girls like you when l was at school”.