Over the years I have suffered at the hands of so-called stylists 
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asked for a bob, got a wonky pixie with prisoner cell block H vibes
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asked for a feminine short hair style (hair already short this time!), came out looking like a lego figurine. When I complained, got told my hair is too straight!
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got a dye job that resulted in strangers shouting out 'badger'. I thought it looked good
but the photos tell a different story!