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Imarriedaviking · 2021-09-15T18:13:55+00:00

So pissed off tonight. Neighbour of 3 yrs, whatever I've done, she's done better. Think if you've gone to Tenerife, she's been to Elevenerife.

Mariell · 15/09/2021 19:16

Years ago a ‘topper’ (has to top everything) was watching a film that had titles that read, ‘Filmed in Panavision’ and he immediately declared, ‘I’ve been there!’

SpittinKitten · 15/09/2021 19:16

Oh yeah? I've went to Twelverife last year.

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Imarriedaviking · 15/09/2021 19:18

@SpittinKitten

Oh yeah? I've went to Twelverife last year.

Thanks Spittin, made me chuckle

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Betsythecheshirecat · 15/09/2021 20:20

I always say about people like that "if I had two broken legs she'd have three"