How's your week going?

[FeralMeryl]

So far, I have:

Not booked a swimming slot with the kids because I have bruises on the back of my leg that resemble crude male anatomy (recent cyclist, its the pedals!)

Microwaved some leftovers in a container with a non microwavable lid. It created a seal and I watched, perturbed, as the container tried to shrink wrap my lunch.

Bought a nice blouse from a charity shop - except I suspect it's actually a pyjama top, so I won't be wearing it to work.

How's your week going?

I have a new job. It appears that getting sand in my hair is now an occupational hazard

So far this week I've been stung by a wasp and had an allergic reaction to it, burnt my finger, popped my hip out (I have EDS) and banged my head on the headboard of my bed.