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" I love you so much I have a broken cock and I can't cross the road"!

15 replies

floridapalmtree · 12/09/2021 23:44

This is what husband said tonight after a passion filled 10 days. He is ok it seems he has an overuse injury!

Poor him, but it made me laugh so much. Was just wondering what is the funniest thing your husband has ever said to you?

OP posts:
Palavah · 12/09/2021 23:47

People really do have different senses of humour.

That's lovely that he still makes you laugh thoughSmile

Tiramiwho · 12/09/2021 23:48

Never mind about him, how are you feeling?😳

MissCruellaDeVil · 12/09/2021 23:49

WTF...

Kintsugi16 · 12/09/2021 23:55

Grin that’s funny

My DH makes me laugh every single day

Original poster
floridapalmtree · 12/09/2021 23:57

@Tiramiwho

Never mind about him, how are you feeling?😳
I'm feeling great!!
OP posts:
Anordinarymum · 12/09/2021 23:58

I think that is very romantic OP !

Toohardtofindaproperusername · 13/09/2021 00:10

Stealth boast 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Trappedinflatandskint · 13/09/2021 00:12

Romantic?

Trappedinflatandskint · 13/09/2021 00:13

Also, and sorry to get bogged down in detail, why does lots of shagging mean you can't cross the road?

GreyhoundG1rl · 13/09/2021 00:16

Weird.

Lalliella · 13/09/2021 00:17

Why did the broken cock cross the road?

Thewiseoneincognito · 13/09/2021 00:32

Classy

Original poster
floridapalmtree · 13/09/2021 00:56

He is sore and crossing the road was uncomfortable!

OP posts:
480Widdio · 13/09/2021 02:00

Nothing remotely funny about that comment.Yuck!

UrbanRambler · 13/09/2021 02:09

Is this for real? Sounds like a cock and ball story to me. Grin

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