Start by giving your fridge a very thorough clean. I'm talking, remove every shelf (including the bastard fiddly door shelves) spray, wipe and dry shelves and shelf liners. Date check, organise and replace food in fridge so it looks Mrs-Hinch-TM gram-worthy clean.
Notice you have forgotten to replace egg box. Place egg box in fridge but do not notice it is slightly overhanging.
Attempt to remove can of pop from top of fridge. Drop can. Ensure can hits egg box and sends box crashing through fridge (lid coming off in process). Break every single egg so that egg goop gathers and covers bottom of fridge, seeps under vegetable drawers and down into freezer door too.
Take these additional steps...
Order the expensive Burford Brown eggs
Spend 45 deep cleaning kitchen floor earlier in the day
Use last of the kitchen roll beforehand
...to ensure you are quadruplly-fried fucked!
Any other advice from fellow domestic blisters?