Mystery note - what does it mean?

[mysterymessage]

This note blew onto our drive earlier today. Has anyone got any idea what it means? I am completely baffled.

Means it isn’t yours

clearly it's a crib sheet for scoundrels and robbers

stating house numbers, correlated with times of departure and wifi codes

Aliens are coming to steal your dog/cars/grannies and probe them.

Chess moves.

Thats where my pin numbers got to...

It's a note from a time capsule as in the film Knowing, starring Nicholas Cage (note: do not watch this film if you are of a nervous disposition)

Please return to

Nuclear codes
C/o Joe Biden
The Whitehouse
USA

He is getting very careless....

Chess gambits or coded drug deals depending what sort of area you think you live in.

Ahh, chess moves is a good shout.

I suspect it has blown over from our elderly neighbours garden. We live in about the most uneventful street in Deepest Darkest Dorset so believe me, this is as exciting as it gets!!

Unless the neighbour puts up a very good front as a drugs lord, of course

PIN for there millions stashed away in off shore accounts.

Take it round and say you found it and find a roundabout way of asking what it means.

The successful drug barons don't live near their clients.

People in Europe often write the number 1 like that - I’ve worked with Polish and French guys and they wrote the 1 with the little upstroke

Oh god we have cryptic notes all around our house like that. In our case, DH works in IT and they're codes for certain computers, like their identities, and stuff like that. He's weirdly low tech about making notes. Sometimes he messages them to me so he can look at them later. I'm not sure why he doesn't just use the notes app on his phone or send them to himself, but occasionally I just get a text that's AC38194 or something.

Not sure but the first word is definitely ass