The most stressful scenario known to woman,

[BlackTee40]

must be getting up after you've farted and it's ahem gone elsewhere, you think you've got it all out surreptitiously, BUT YOU CAN'T BE SURE!

Never happened to me thank goodness mess. Are you ill or is your diet lacking in fibre?

@Mariell

Never happened to me thank goodness mess. Are you ill or is your diet lacking in fibre?

OP means the gas (not poo) and yes, been there, done that!!

Definitely NOT the most stressful scenario. But a "oops" moment..... or when you think it's going to be silent and it isn't or when you're alone is a supermarket aisle and then someone comes along! GO AWAY! Let my fart smell dissipate first!

Ha ha ha! Earlier this week I was wondering (inspired by the thread about the poster not knowing men don’t use toilet roll when they wee) what men would be shocked to learn about women and this was the thing I thought would be most shocking to them.

Da fuck? I am female and never knew this could happen?

This has only happenned to me since I've had DC - the first time it happened was a WTAF moment!!

Worst is if you're in company, suddenly you're desperately trying to hold it in, you know if you get up to try to get to the loo you're not going to make it, and then it sneaks out and disappears. Then you're stuck, you darent move. Anything could happen!

@ZenNudist

Da fuck? I am female and never knew this could happen?

Neither did I till it happenned to me!!

It's only ever happenned when I've been sat on a solid surface - like a vinyl chair - and I've been squeezing so hard to keep it in that it has no choice but to go forwards, rather than back.

Bizarre extra n's there - weird autocorrect!!

It sort of rolls up through the lips doesn’t it?

Lol yup

So not making the comment I want to here, but I feel you

😂😂😂

All I'm going to say is yep!

What does that mean? Getting up and its gone elsewhere?

Happens to me if I fart in bed, lying in my back, I then roll over and 'woah release' good job my dh works nights and I'm alone in bed most of the time.

@VladmirsPoutine

What does that mean? Getting up and its gone elsewhere?

Just be thankful you don't know

@VladmirsPoutine

What does that mean? Getting up and its gone elsewhere?

Into your vagina.

Oh god 😂! Know what you mean, it doesn't happen often but it is a what the fuck?! Moment when it happens!
My bf was slightly surprised when I told him that having a bath meant drainage for about an hour afterwards 😂

@OrlandointheWilderness have you ever watched raised by wolves? A girl on that programme called the bath scenario the "afterbath" it really made me chuckle

Thankfully I've never had that happen, mine seems to seal itself when dunked under water.

If I didn't have Crohn's disease then I totally would agree...however I would love wind to be the only consequence! With Crohns or UC it's the constant fear of losing control! Give me a good fart over shitting myself any day 🤣

Ah yes, I think the term is 'queef'

Almost as bad as the yoga fart

😂😂😂

That happened to me once too, but luckily it was silent, it just stank 🙈