Songs written by toddlers

[ItWasPeculiarButBearable]

I keep hearing that song that goes ‘I’ve got a bed but I’d rather be in yours tonight’ and thinking it was written by a toddler.

I mean maybe not the rest of it but certainly the chorus! What other songs have double meanings when written by kids?

I Want to Break Free (from the car seat straps)

I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I don't know but when my kids were 3 and 5 they formed a band and their first song went:

Oh baby please stay
Say you'll stay
And we'll get takeaway

Because We Want To

I keep hearing that song that goes ‘I’ve got a bed but I’d rather be in yours tonight’ and thinking it was written by a toddler.

I keep hearing this and thought the same thing!

No no no no no no no no no no no no there's no limit (my child when told no more episodes of gabby's dollhouse)

Oh she’s sweet but a psycho. Perfectly sums up a toddler tantrum for me.

Me and DH regularly sing the one in your OP to DS😂

Yea to all of these! Especially Oh she’s sweet but a psycho!

Sometimes I hear myself humming You'll never walk alone, as I attempt to get to the toilet without being followed.