I'm off my bloody rocker

[ScrewLoose]

I've had to change my name because i'm sooo embarassed, i such a loony nutter i just watered my plants with lemonade thinking the jug had water in it by mistake and earlier this morning i farted in fron of the post man while signing for a parcel

Oh, I feel so much better now - but I'm not going to tell you why!!

you are really crazee

because your mad too?

lol

you dont have to be mad to work here but it helps

;)

I'm a couple of bananas short of a bunch

I tried to cook the iron earlier

Put the ring on the cooker on and the iron was stood on it

Made myself a "coffee" at work once out of one of those machines where you pull the pre-filled cup out and hold it under the hot water tap. Added sugar and milk and stirred. Sat down back at my PC to carry on working, took a big slurp and realised that I chosen bovril instead of coffee. Yuk.

Yeuk - still makes me feel sick thinking about it.

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Gee, thanks, secur ...

SCREWloose- that is soooo funny- just the sort of thing i used to do after having dd- got so used to being me and dd and dh so social niceties go out the window- esp after the indignities of childbirth that it took me a while to remember my manners