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My DH almost put the dishwasher on

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Byheckythump · 08/08/2021 16:51

Just got in and the dishwasher is 3/4 full and there are some dirty mugs on the worktop. My DH saw me filling it and he said he almost put it on. He was trying to work out if the mugs would fill it, apparently. Then he looked in the cupboard and couldn't see the dishwasher tablets.
No more to be done then. Has your partner almost done anything today?

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Kinsters · 09/08/2021 01:54

@tootiredtobother

im reminded of a birthday card i saw years ago called woman makes coffee the pictures of her showed, feeding the dogs, emptying dishwasher some laundry out of the machine and a wipe of the cooker top plus brewing the coffee pot. husbands picture showed. him leaning against the work top talking to the dogs, kettle boiling !
This is so accurate!
Oceanbliss · 09/08/2021 02:05

@ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba Grin

@Topseyt That is so funny 😂 Is there some kind of trophy for being stubborn in the funniest way possible. Because if there was your dh deserves to win. That’s brilliant.

ThereseRaccoon · 09/08/2021 02:16

Am laughing out loud at these - despite cracked ribs making it achingly painful to laugh Grin
Thank you OP -cheered up a very miserable day!

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PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 09/08/2021 02:30

Almost closed the curtains. Which involves closing one side of one pair about half way. I think that's actually more annoying than not touching them at all!

I don't mind the "almosts" too much. What I don't like is the "just abouts", as in "Oh, I was just about to do that!", as if I've purposely leapt in front of him to cruelly deny him the joy of changing the toilet roll or putting the washing up away...

Topseyt · 09/08/2021 02:33

[quote Oceanbliss]@ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba Grin

@Topseyt That is so funny 😂 Is there some kind of trophy for being stubborn in the funniest way possible. Because if there was your dh deserves to win. That’s brilliant.[/quote]
It is a shame that it isn't an Olympic event. DH would have been on the podium in gold medal position! Perhaps alongside his "not-a-vacuum-cleaner."

WitchFest · 09/08/2021 08:26

DH is really good to be fair. He does pull his weight. He is however seemingly blind to toilet roll.

He tends to have the main bathroom to himself whilst I have the en suite. I got royally fed up with constantly refilling his toilet roll holder so when I saw it down to the last roll I left it to see what would happen.
He almost topped it up. Almost 😂 I have a suspicion he might start to do it now.

VladmirsPoutine · 09/08/2021 09:15

lol these men, what are they like eh? Grin

I'm glad these men found someone to tolerate this because if my husband ever tried this, as dramatic as it sounds, I'd be filing for divorce before the day's end.

FlowerPower3110 · 09/08/2021 10:23

This morning DH almost put the cap back on his toothpaste. Almost.

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 09/08/2021 10:27

@PolkadotsAndMoonbeams

Almost closed the curtains. Which involves closing one side of one pair about half way. I think that's actually more annoying than not touching them at all!

I don't mind the "almosts" too much. What I don't like is the "just abouts", as in "Oh, I was just about to do that!", as if I've purposely leapt in front of him to cruelly deny him the joy of changing the toilet roll or putting the washing up away...

🤣🤣

My DH often leaps in front of me to cruelly deny me the joy of putting the washing on or tidy up the kitchen worktop.
he's such a menace. @PolkadotsAndMoonbeams now I wonder which one of you taught the other such abominable behaviour

mogtheexcellent · 09/08/2021 10:39

No almost here. My DH cleaned the bathroom. Hurrah.

Except he forgot the WC, sink and bath (with its great big dirty ring marks). He basically removed the limescale off the shower screen and it took all day.

He hoovers, mops and is in charge of the dishwasher and is very good at that so I forgive him. I shower at work and use the downstairs loo anyhow.

MustTryHarderToBeAPARDer · 09/08/2021 10:40

You see, this endearing with a side of gentle exasperating tone is how I may speak about my teenagers before they are grown up and properly responsible and are still doing shit like leave sandwich making stuff strewn all over the worktop for someone else to sort.

I don't speak about my DH in that manner because he is a responsible adult that grew out of being lazy and selfish (Although we all have our moments, me included!) and doesn't expect me to do basic shit for him when he can't be arsed with it. This "habit" of leaving stuff with the expectation a woman will do it, is selfish and lazy and shows how they perceive their time, and yours. The point that they wouldn't be so fucking inept at work and treat their colleagues like this always goes unanswered. The amount of threads where people's' teens are acting like this and the responses are cut their allowances/they can move out/put all the dirty dishes in their bed. People know it's fucking annoying - it's not well they work hard and I know they love me so I find it endearing and funny then.

It isn't fucking funny. The amount of posts on this thread shows a pattern of shit behaviour ingrained in a huge number of men. And when women challenge it they are aggressive and angry Hmm

The only people in my household I "run round after" in this manner, and feel exasperation yet fondness for at the time, are cats.

MustTryHarderToBeAPARDer · 09/08/2021 10:45

The irony is I'm not aggressive, and if I'm angry it's at men with shit behaviour like this, and a society that accepts their behaviour and jokes about it.

I didn't let my DC get away with lazy selfish thoughtless shit like this and I'm fucked if I will be a role model myself of accepting this behaviour and running round after another adult. I don't want them growing up and treating their partners like this. And my DH wouldn't want to be a role model of a man who goes around expecting a woman to clean up after him.

Substitute the words "teenage DC" for all the inept and/or lazy DH/DPs on this thread and it's not fucking funny is it.

Oceanbliss · 10/08/2021 03:07

To pp who are concerned or outraged or offended by the nature of this light hearted thread, please read the following extract from an article that highlights the value of humour:

“My first thought when I think about humour is it’s a great way for us to have evolved so we don’t have to hit each other with sticks,” says Scott Weems, a cognitive neuroscientist and author.
In his recent book, Ha! The science of when we laugh and why, Weems reviews a raft of academic studies, including those that have used scanning to show which parts of the brain respond when we encounter something funny. In the book, he posits a theory: essentially, that humour is a form of psychological processing, a coping mechanism that helps people to deal with complex and contradictory messages, a “response to conflict and confusion in our brain”.
This, in part, he says, is why we laugh in response to dark, confusing or tragic events that, on the face of it, shouldn’t be funny at all. Why, for example, would jokes circulate after 9/11 if we weren’t collectively grasping for ways to parse how unsettling and disruptive it was? Humour that is in bad taste or cruelly targeted at particular groups may generate conflict, but, for Weems, humour is our way of working through difficult subjects or feelings.

Over the years, researchers have built a substantial body of evidence that some types of comedy – including sophisticated satire, which is growing in popularity – perform a potent social function, from breaking taboos to holding those in power to account. Avner Ziv, who has written numerous books about humour, explores this theme extensively. As he writes in Personality and Sense of Humor, “comedy and satire possess a common denominator in that both try to change or reform society by means of humour. The two forms together constitute the best illustration there is of the social function of humour.”

www.bbc.com/future/article/20160829-how-laughter-makes-us-better-people

Oceanbliss · 10/08/2021 03:16

Now if after reading the above extract on the value of humour you still don’t understand why this light hearted thread is important or of value for the pp who contributed their own humorous experiences then respectfully leave. Go back to AIBU and voice your opinions there. That is where opinions have been asked for.

This thread is where people could connect with a sense of humour. If you don’t like it go and start an AIBU thread on: it’s not funny to joke about your husband’s failings.

You derailed a thread that had value and connected people.

How rude! How inconsiderate! How arrogant, immature and nasty!

MilesJuppIsMyBitch · 10/08/2021 08:54

Bravo @Oceanbliss ! 👏

Topseyt · 10/08/2021 08:55

@Oceanbliss These are the people who have had a sense of humour bypass, or who were born without one.

They don't understand why others like us don't take life absolutely as seriously as they do. They have perfect husbands/partners too, whereas DH and I can annoy the fuck out of each other and most of the time still joke about it.

MilesJuppIsMyBitch · 10/08/2021 08:56

My DH almost put his socks in the laundry basket last week. They were on the stairs for three days, but he was 'always carrying something else' when he went upstairs.

DISCLAIMER: I have a pile of my own dirty clothes next to my bed. Ha.

Oceanbliss · 10/08/2021 14:01

@MilesJuppIsMyBitch & Topseyt Grin Thx.
DH and I can annoy the fuck out of each other and most of the time still joke about it.
That’s a great way to live Smile

@MilesJuppIsMyBitch DISCLAIMER: I have a pile of my own dirty clothes next to my bed. Ha.

Me too! I also have a pair of socks left somewhere near the couch that are fluffy and warm. They haven’t made it to the laundry for 3 days too. Shock horror I’ve even worn them more than once before washing them. I learnt that from my Grandad. I view it as environmentally friendly to cut down on laundry Wink

Topseyt · 10/08/2021 15:15

I have to admit that my DD3 is far worse than any of the rest of us with regards to stuff like supplying her dirty laundry for washing. I'm sure she has "almost" done it millions of times, but it remains scattered in her floordrobe, which is the reason I try not to go into her room any more than strictly necessary (the airing cupboard with some central heating and hot water controls is in there).

No, I don't go and pick it up for her. There is plenty that each of us does that irks the other. It comes down eventually when she realises that she will imminently run out of anything to wear.

She is 19 now and at uni. Largely living away from home too, though visits a lot. I tease her about her floordrobe! After all, it must be very easy and quick to unpack her suitcases whenever she moves to different accommodation. All she must need to do is open them and upend them onto her bedroom floor and that is it. Job done.

lachy · 10/08/2021 17:14

So far today I have almost switched the tumble dryer on, almost folded a pile of washing, and almost bathed a very mucky child. DH has actually done all of the above.

He almost put his plate in the dishwasher, almost made me a cuppa but I ended up doing them.

I'm being a lazy arse while he is actually really quite busy chopping down a tree.

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