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My DH almost put the dishwasher on

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Byheckythump · 08/08/2021 16:51

Just got in and the dishwasher is 3/4 full and there are some dirty mugs on the worktop. My DH saw me filling it and he said he almost put it on. He was trying to work out if the mugs would fill it, apparently. Then he looked in the cupboard and couldn't see the dishwasher tablets.
No more to be done then. Has your partner almost done anything today?

OP posts:
BumCat · 08/08/2021 22:41

Almost put an empty loo roll in the bin. He put it on top of the bin.

Byheckythump · 08/08/2021 22:57

Bumcat - But he took it out of the toilet roll holder? Dare I ask if he put a new one in

OP posts:
Cakeonthefloor · 08/08/2021 23:01

My DH nearly measured the space for a gazebo but his phone rang.

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BumCat · 08/08/2021 23:05

Another almost, a new one was placed on top of the holder.

He has a long history of putting rubbish near bins, we’re not sure why. I documented each offence for a while in the hope of finally getting some answers, but alas… still at a loss.

I know I should LTB, but I’m clearly weak willed.

Miseryl · 08/08/2021 23:13

Being able to do basic household tans isn't being a saint, it's simply being a functional adult.

Boobahs · 08/08/2021 23:31

Mine almost put all the 'drying up' stuff away off the rack, he put one dish away and went for a poo.

He then almost emptied the kitchen bin, he took the bag out to the wheelie bins outside as it's bin day tomorrow and stubbed his toe on the doorframe, so had to sit and lament about that, while the bin in the kitchen stood lid off, void of a new bin bag...

I called him back to finish both of those jobs.

Regularsizedrudy · 08/08/2021 23:42

If your partner leaves household chores incomplete for you to finish it is because they have contempt for you. They are too important to do it but you are not. You can dress it up as cute and funny if it makes you feel better but that’s what it is, an act of contempt.

3catsandcounting · 08/08/2021 23:50

Ok. so my comment on our DH’s being good decent men isn’t enough for the more serious posters. Of course mine can load the dishwasher, use the coffee machine, etc, it’s just sometimes he doesn’t! And that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t step up when I needed him. Do you think we’d honestly be with these men if they were that awful?
Again, this is meant to be lighthearted. We don’t always have to take everything so seriously!
We can have a joke about the difference of the sexes without it turning into a politically correct rant.

Clymene · 08/08/2021 23:57

@3catsandcounting

Ok. so my comment on our DH’s being good decent men isn’t enough for the more serious posters. Of course mine can load the dishwasher, use the coffee machine, etc, it’s just sometimes he doesn’t! And that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t step up when I needed him. Do you think we’d honestly be with these men if they were that awful? Again, this is meant to be lighthearted. We don’t always have to take everything so seriously! We can have a joke about the difference of the sexes without it turning into a politically correct rant.
Yes I do. I've seen the bar that women set for men on MN and it's pitifully low. Being incompetent and lazy isn't cute, it's pathetic.

I'm sorry that you feel that you're not worth more

elizabethdraper · 09/08/2021 00:00

I almost do a hundred things a day

So does my husband

We are not perfect, we drive each other mental but then we sit down and laugh about it

I tell my friends how useless he is but he really isnt

It's all about seeing humour and joy in everything

Houseofvelour · 09/08/2021 00:15

@Coffeeonmytoffee

My husband vacuumed the house. He does a lot but I have to go and look. I always have to be told what he has done and then see. But he is very good at doing his fair share.
Give him a gold star each time he gets you to look 😂
3catsandcounting · 09/08/2021 00:20

Clymene - I absolutely know I’m worth more to my DH than anything else, so don’t worry over that.
Maybe because I have the luxury of being respected by him I can also have a joke about what this thread was intended for.

We don’t think that men are being ‘cutesy’. We don’t think they’re ‘pathetic’
We aren’t treated like slaves that set their bar so low.
It was just meant to be a lighthearted thread and I’m sorry, OP, that it’s been derailed by such goady, negative angst.

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 09/08/2021 00:29

🤣

I'm the "almost done it" one here.
and that's on a good day.
I almost flooded the bathroom yesterday so I guess it's great I didn't succeed with that.

DH doesn't just do things, he multitasks.

Oceanbliss · 09/08/2021 01:03

@ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba Grin Me too. I have a cupboard hiding all the dirty dishes that I have almost washed but can’t decide if they are dishwasher safe or need to be hand washed.

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 09/08/2021 01:10

@Oceanbliss
🤣

leave it until tomorrow. it's too late now to bother with that!

I have to say I had success today, having almost done it several dozen times today I finally sewn a pillow case for DD (she asked for it last July!) and finally assembled 2 small blankets I should have made 9 & 7 years ago when I was expecting DD then DS6!

better late than never, eh?

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 09/08/2021 01:11

missed out a comma. urgh.

I meant "several dozen times, today I finally..."

BeenThruMoreThanALilBit · 09/08/2021 01:26

So, so bored of the “why do you put up with these man-babies” brigade.

DH is not a baby. When we married I outearned him x8. However, I am the one with a womb. I had to take maternity leaves and I was the one who wanted to stay at home with my babies. DH would have preferred paying for daycare and then nannies, and having me continue in my career (which I left with deep regrets). Instead, he supported my choice. Many years on, he earns stupid amounts of money and works 70-hour weeks. If he vacuumed the whole house and almost mopped all the floors today he’s a fucking saint because there’s no way I’d be mopping a single floor if I’d worked a 70hr week and could employ a cleaner.

So, yeah. Not a man baby. A generous, supportive, loving man who is the center of my and my children’s lives. Also, an intelligent man quite capable of running a household and raising children alone if he needed to, which he doesn’t because I bagged that role for myself.

He also has a sense of humour so he’s be the first to say that today not only did he almost mop all the floors, he also almost changed the blown lightbulb in the hallway, almost sorted out bee bike locks for the kids and almost took the recycling out.

BeenThruMoreThanALilBit · 09/08/2021 01:27

Forgive typos Hmm

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 09/08/2021 01:32

damn, I forgot to add:

LTB!

Oceanbliss · 09/08/2021 01:34

@ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba Well done on your success Smile I almost learnt how to sew. I even bought a sewing machine, but never used it. Sad I have learnt to crochet. I started crocheting a hat for dd last year, it’s nearly finished. It took me two years to finish crocheting a singlet top for me. When I finished it I realised it no longer fit me Shock

Susannahmoody · 09/08/2021 01:35

Dp told me I think for the 3rd time that I need to make a certain salad.

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 09/08/2021 01:41

@Oceanbliss

we are kindred spirits.
I bought an overlocker 3 years ago, haven't even tried it out yet🙈
And I crochet as well.

shame about the top not fitting.

Nietzschethehiker · 09/08/2021 01:50

GrinDP is pretty good at the house stuff to be fair but he does regularly almost book us a trip away.
4 years ago he actually did it. To visit his DM Grin (in fairness I love her and it was a great trip) but ever since then he regularly almost books another one.

He did get things thrown at his head when a couple of weeks ago he "almost " booked a day out for us and the DC at this really cool day out that he couldn't remember where he had heard about it but he was sure it was good and had very nearly booked it for us.

Me ...that's where he had heard about it...I had told him in passing and we had vaguely thought about doing it.... which somehow translated into him almost booking a lovely treat for meHmmGrin

Fortunately he's very good with everything else but yep....the amount of trips I have almost taken would make anyone jealous of my jetsetting lifestyle.

Topseyt · 09/08/2021 01:52

My DH almost bought an air purifier the other week as he currently has a bee in his bonnet about dust particles floating around in the air. 🙄

He chose a Bosch one which was described as a dust sucker with air filtration system. He was most unimpressed when I said that that would be a vacuum cleaner, of which we already had a perfectly good one. He insisted that it would be a very small air conditioning unit that he would be able to have it on his desk while working from home.

I was with him in the car when he called at Screwfix (his favourite place in all the world) to collect this prize purchase. An absolutely huge box came out and was put in the back. He assured me that it would be a tiny air conditioning unit because manufacturers always seriously overpackage.

Guess what!! It's a vacuum cleaner. It is enormous and he still won't admit that he got it wrong.

So you could say that he almost bought an air conditioner/purifier, but accidentally managed to buy a massive and very noisy vacuum cleaner. The DDs and I crack up laughing every time we hear him turn it on upstairs. 🤣🤣🤣

He tried to remain determined that he could turn it into what he wanted by just propping the hose and nozzle up into the air and turning it on. It would run quietly in the background while he worked and attended Zoom meetings, though for obvious reasons he had to give up on that notion after the first attempt.

He just about begrudgingly admits now that it is, in fact, a vacuum cleaner. He still won't admit that it was a mistake though. Determined to brazen it out and pretend that it was what he intended to get.

Ah well, at least it has provided endless entertainment in our house, and he has even done the vacuuming upstairs. 🤣🤣🤣

Nietzschethehiker · 09/08/2021 01:53

Erm...there were a lot more grinning faces in my post, I only raised an eyebrow once in all of that so no idea why all of them appeared!