Why didn’t I get an invite to Obama’s birthday bash?

[OverByYer]

It looks amazing, the cocktails, the music, the setting. I’d have really enjoyed it.

I didn’t either. I’m going NC. Wankers.

Did you invite him to your last do?

I was invited but I was busy washing my hair. Took the old MN adage of "it's an invitation, not a summons."

@BruceAndNosh

Did you invite him to your last do?

He has an open invitation, he can drop by whenever he likes

I'd have liked an invite too!
Ah well. At least I never thought there was a small chance. Feel a bit sorry for H&M if they thought they might have got an invite.

Apparently George Clooney was wondering why I wasn’t there.

Ha!

It seems even Meghan and Harry's invitation got lost in the post.

I hope they aren’t as annoyed as I am

If they write a book about it we'll know.

Judging by the OP and the regular Meghan hating posters on here, how did I know this was created as a stealth MM bashing thread.

How do you know that the Obamas did not talk to H&M beforehand, and considering baby Lili is still practically a new born, maybe they did not feel like partying the night away already.

Ah, I take it you weren't invited either Mummy.

@Mummy194

Judging by the OP and the regular Meghan hating posters on here, how did I know this was created as a stealth MM bashing thread.

How do you know that the Obamas did not talk to H&M beforehand, and considering baby Lili is still practically a new born, maybe they did not feel like partying the night away already.

Oh piss off Mummy. You don’t know me. I saw the photos online today. I love the Obamas and thought I’d have a bit of fun. I haven’t mentioned H&M and to be honest why would they be there?

No, you piss off !
I've seen plenty of your posts on MM bashing and you are transparent, not fooling anyone.

I wasn't invited either. Barack and Michelle are so rude. I was going to invite them to my 40th as well.

@Mummy194

No, you piss off ! I've seen plenty of your posts on MM bashing and you are transparent, not fooling anyone.

I post on plenty of other subjects as well whereas you seek out posts looking to be offended on their behalf.