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DH is out of the house for the night!

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Muckles · 07/08/2021 22:11

🥳😃

Love him enormously but fuck I'm happy. I'm currently drinking his nice bourbon while watching shite on tv, and sprawled out across the sofa.

Nobody is talking to me. I had cheese and grapes for dinner. Hoovered the fuck out of his manky gaming room.

Might order a late night dirty kebab.

Oh, I love a night alone.

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OnionsAreToxic · 07/08/2021 22:21

I hear you, OP.

I love a night alone too. Enjoy your gin kebab SmileGin

MichelleScarn · 07/08/2021 22:22

nobody is taking to me Envy absolute envy!!

Popetthetreehugger · 07/08/2021 22:25

DH mentioned he’s been invited to a golf thing for 3 nights …. Iv got the pen in one hand looking expectantly at the calendar 🙌🎉🎉🎉🤣

RosieLeaLovesTea · 07/08/2021 22:33

Lucky you! Enjoy! I never get any alone time in the house. I so miss that.

GerardWay123 · 07/08/2021 22:37

DH away for 4 nights, adult DS & DD working. It should have been bliss. Unfortunately DS has tested positive for Covid so I'm basically under house arrest with them both whilst DH is away with his mates.

Neverrains · 07/08/2021 22:38

I haven’t had a night alone in my own house for approx 8 years, I couldn’t be more envious!

Muckles · 07/08/2021 22:38

I've had a good go on the bourbon and some pizza.

I don't know whether to ceremonially watch a film he'd hate or go starfish in the bed. GrinWine

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Polmuggle · 07/08/2021 22:39

Both! Can you watch it in bed?!

MichelleScarn · 07/08/2021 22:40

Can you do both @Muckles? As in film in bed?!

Muckles · 07/08/2021 22:40

@Popetthetreehugger

DH mentioned he’s been invited to a golf thing for 3 nights …. Iv got the pen in one hand looking expectantly at the calendar 🙌🎉🎉🎉🤣

3 nights!! 😃

You must act quite sad about it too, so you get flowers or something on his return. When in fact it's a wonderful gift.

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Muckles · 07/08/2021 22:42

I may well watch a film in bed on the laptop. Torn between Palm Springs and American Psycho.

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GoodVibesHere · 07/08/2021 22:44

It's the stuff of dreams!! I would eat a huge bowl of mac n cheese for tea, with thick white bread for dipping.

Then I'd eat go to bed early to eat chocolate in bed with a cup of tea and just enjoy the peace.

I'm jealous!

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