Facebook selling. WTF is this?

[fairgame84]

Just browsing and came across this ahem "face massager".
I mean...really? Is that what this is?

It's a strap-on.

Its a strap on surely?

That's the worst disguise I've ever seen.

Does it come from a smoke- and pet-free home?
Has it had a wipe down?

I feel like I may have stumbled on a piss take account. All of the listings are completely batshit.

I mean, I think it’s fairly obvious what it is. The question is why it is what it is. Like who would want to use it?

@LadyCatStark exactly. I mean I understand the traditional strap on but not sure about why you need one for your face

oh they deliver too
bargain

These are my favourites

You'd need woodpecker type head action.

Way too much effort.