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Baby's First Doctor Visit

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SpacePuppy · 26/11/2007 22:08

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for
the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and
being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or
"Breast-fed,"she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, "No wonder this baby
is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

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flooplowder · 26/11/2007 22:23

LOL, oh that was funny. I am a wet sod, the punch lines always come as a surprise to me.


bossybritches · 02/12/2007 08:47


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