I've been with this surgery for about a year. When I first joined, you could just phone up and book an appointment, and yes you'd have to wait a few weeks, but at least they'd book it for you. I was also given a same day appointment when I had a UTI.
All change. Now they've added an online booking thing to their website - not the Patient Access website, but something else on the surgery website itself where you have to fill in a questionnaire, it takes you through a series of questions and then at the end it's supposed to book an appointment for you. Except that when I get to the end of quiz, it comes up with a message saying sorry you can't book with us, you need to call the surgery directly. I've tried several different reiterations of this quiz, tried clicking on different things, bending the truth etc, but it's still saying "computer says no".
So I spoke to the receptionist in person the other day (as I was there for a smear test) and showed her this result on my phone, and she basically said she'd never seen such a result before, and didn't know if she could help me etc. She went and spoke to someone, and in the end she very reluctantly booked an appointment for me, but I could tell from her manner that she thought I was "That Patient". 
Sorry but what else am I supposed to do? I've literally been put in a "computer says no" situation. I am sick and tired of having to be insistent and "difficult" just to get someone to agree to just book an appointment for me. I know the appointment will be a few weeks away but I'm being treated as difficult just by insisting that they book one, and spending a lot of time convincing them that no, I can't book online, because the online quiz literally won't let me book, and actually told me to phone the surgery.
I'm in a health situation that I've been trying to sort out for two years, I already changed surgery last year because my old GP wouldn't listen. It's caused me so much stress that other aspects of my health are being made worse because of it.