If someone offers you "a drink" they mean a cup of tea or coffee, and more often than not they won't even give you a biscuit with it.
In Lancashire it's alcohol, tea and coffee are a 'brew'.
In Yorkshire you are more likely to get a slice of fruit cake with cheese on it than a biscuit with your tea.
Chip shops.
In the south of England fish in batter has the skin on. The only things fried in batter are fish, chips, sausages. If you order a burger it will be griddled or occasionally microwaved.
a fish supper is fish and chips, you will have the option of salt and pepper but not 'sauce'.
If you order 'pudding and chips' in a cafe you will get a steak and kidney pudding, no black, white or haggis.
In Lancashire anything in the chip shop can be made into a butty, fish, chips, meat and potato pie, a combination of the above.
Juice is fresh juice eg orange, the stuff you dilute is cordial the fizzy stuff is pop. You can get Irn brew but only the drink.
If you order whisky you may well get ice in it even when you have said you don't want ice.
Sorrry but the tap water is not shite! I used to live in Glasgow and the water tasted horrible Now I live in Yorkshire it's so much better.
It depends where you live, I buy Ben Shaws water because it tastes like Huddersfield tap water (which it probably is).
I agree with moving to Yorkshire.
Great fish and chips cooked in beef dripping.
Yellow / Golden lemonade
Ben Shaw's lemonade and dandelion and burdock
Nice water
Hills
Great accents