A thread for random thoughts

[BadgertheBodger]

1. Why are maternity swimming costumes cut lower than Boris Johnson’s morals? If there ever was a time I wanted to showcase my entire boob by merely grazing my nipple with a sliver of fabric it wouldn’t be 30 weeks into my second pregnancy when I’m fat and hot

1. Do I like the navy animal wallpaper or the jungle one for the living room?

Any more from anyone else?

Are bumble bees soft?

What is Hornet saying when Hollow Knight fights her?

If Tom Hardy has a big willy.

What do dogs think? How early can I go to bed and it not seem wierd to my in laws

@Letsallscreamatthesistene

Are bumble bees soft?

Aw I like this one

If Hogwarts really existed, would I have gotten a letter?

Op. Save yourself from the wallpaper. It'll be the hormones
I was thinking in m&s, why haven't they got any decent bras that would actually fit and hold up women's boobs. You know, the job they are made for. It's like they're been designed by aliens.

Why do the kids only ever need a shit while I'm in the bath?

Why don't we have fly screen doors and windows in the UK? Such a logical idea.

Where do flying ants go? Do their wings fall off eventually so they're ants again?

Why are marmite flatbreads so bloody expensive

Bumble bees are soft, I’ve stroked one, they’re lovely.

Fly screens would be an excellent invention

Where DO flying ants go? Now I have new random thoughts to occupy me

Why do chickens lay eggs all the time when other birds only lay at specific times?

I googled the flying ant mystery. Apparently the queen ant flies off to mate and create a new colony.

That doesn't really explain the hundreds of flying ants that have flown in my back door and died on the mat. Such a pointless end for a hard working ant.

Do all laptops go slow and endlessly update? yes you have to keep replacing them every few years. It's planned obsolescence from greedy tech companies!

@Letsallscreamatthesistene

Are bumble bees soft?

They look all fuzzy and soft and apparently boy bumbles don't sting although I've never dared touch one to find out if it's true or not plus I doubt I could tell a male to a female anyway

I love bees. I don't think you see boy bees as they stay in the hive. Only the girls come out to collect nectar/spread pollen. I may be wrong though....