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Bridget Jones is a cock

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TodClarty · 18/07/2021 00:21

I saw the baby one years ago and quite enjoyed it, and am watching on telly now and want to kick her up the arse.

She's just clumsily told two blokes that they might be the father of her baby, having let them both believe they were the father.

Fucking communicate you absolute dick.

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Vodkaskirts · 18/07/2021 00:26

It's not real and even if it were that's her chaotic, clumsy, insecure and clearly anxious. And when I feel all of the above I sound and look like a fool
So chill out go get a wine, gin or whatever

TodClarty · 18/07/2021 00:29

Thanks for clarifying @Vodkaskirts, so it's not a fly on the wall?

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GreyhoundG1rl · 18/07/2021 00:32

@TodClarty

Thanks for clarifying *@Vodkaskirts*, so it's not a fly on the wall?
😂
JovialNickname · 18/07/2021 00:36

The one where they made a prison sentence in a Thai jail look like a hen party made me laugh. Yes I'm sure that's exactly what being imprisoned for drug smuggling in Thailand looks like Grin

TodClarty · 18/07/2021 00:47

Although whenever I moan about my partner I get "my boyfriend so bad" in my head.

I also get "fight an actual fight" if I see any form aggro regardless of context eg ducks pecking each other over a piece of bread.

I've yet to find a catchphrase from annoying baby one.

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Alviona · 18/07/2021 00:47

You might not want to watch 'Mamma Mia' then, OP!

MotionActivatedDog · 18/07/2021 00:50

@TodClarty

Thanks for clarifying *@Vodkaskirts*, so it's not a fly on the wall?
Grin

👏👏👏

I could never stand Bridget Jones. She’s not a likeable character at all.

TodClarty · 18/07/2021 00:50

Haha @Alviona yep I've dodged that bullet.

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PastMyBestBeforeDate · 18/07/2021 00:58

Bridget's in her 50s now and doesn't care that she was an arse in her 20s.

Deadringer · 18/07/2021 01:08

Bridget is a selfish arse, and a bit dim, how she got two men fighting over her i will never know. To say nothing of a career in television.

Blueskytoday06 · 18/07/2021 05:54

OP, I don't know how to break it to you, but it's in the script.

HarebrightCedarmoon · 18/07/2021 06:28

God, I love Bridget Jones' Baby. Makes me laugh so much, especially the whole Glastonbury sequence. I found her annoying at first in my 20s when I read the original book, but even then I found RZ's portrayal much more endearing.

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