Dog1 is on the couch. Ds flops down.
"Hello you sexy beast..you're a dog, a proper dog...dog2 is just abnormally huge...oooh stretchy stretchy..yes, this is an annoying couch cos it drops down but if you sit up here it will be better, come sit up here...there you go, you sexy beast. Dog2? Dog2! Come here, oh hes gone. Mum hes just gone. Oh hes back... Oh you big dog... Massive. Hello. Here you go. Magnificent. People often fail to comprehend how big you are! Dog1 where did you go? "
It's a constant stream to the dogs. Bonkers and endearing in equal measure.
The adhd is strong this weekend!
Hows your weekend going?