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My rabbit ate my sex toy :(

28 replies

Dogsandbunnys · 11/07/2021 22:10

My actual live house rabbit that is, after 3 years of never chewing anything but her own toys and hay she came into my room and destroyed my doxy wand! There’s nothing I can do about it either is there? Even if I change the plug I can hardly use it right up near the outlet can I as it will be too short and I’ll be down the side of the bed on the bloody floor! She’s lucky I love her to bits haha, pic to show her complete disregard towards the situation!

My rabbit ate my sex toy :(
OP posts:
Sunbird24 · 11/07/2021 22:13

Oh dear, wrong kind of rampant rabbit! 😂

ToDoListAddict · 11/07/2021 22:18

Bunnies do love the spicy hay!!! 🤣

Dogsandbunnys · 11/07/2021 22:35

Wondering if this covered under the 12 month breakdown and defect guarantee 😂😂😂

OP posts:
Houseofvelour · 11/07/2021 22:36

😂

SeeYouInFive · 11/07/2021 22:41

This thread title is like one of those headlines you see on the cover of Take A Break magazine.

poorfanjo · 11/07/2021 22:43

@ToDoListAddict spicy hay hahahah!!

aiwblam · 11/07/2021 22:47

You could easily fix that. Just cut the wire either side of the damage and there is a connector thing that you could buy and wire each of the ends into

Mrscutesmummy · 11/07/2021 22:48

Prize for best thread title of the day😂

Theunamedcat · 11/07/2021 22:50

This is sooo much better than football

FreeBritnee · 11/07/2021 22:54

Electrical tape around the gnawed bit of cable?

percheron67 · 11/07/2021 22:54

Never mind the toy - more concerning is - How is the rabbit.

TheDinosaurMum · 11/07/2021 22:55

I bet he got a real buzz out of doing that ...

HadEnoughOfBears · 11/07/2021 22:56

Given the circumstances I think you could convince the company to give you a replacement !!

Mummyoflittledragon · 11/07/2021 23:06

You’Il just have to pretend there’s been a power cut.

JackieQueen · 11/07/2021 23:09

This reminds me of that Sun headline years ago, "Freddie Starr are my hamster!" Grin

JackieQueen · 11/07/2021 23:10

Sorry "ate"

30degreesandmeltinghere · 11/07/2021 23:10

Headline could have read.
Rabbit eats my rabbit!!

MsAdoraBelleDearheartVonLipwig · 11/07/2021 23:23

Good job it wasn’t still plugged in or you really would have a buzzing rabbit.

CrouchEndTiger12 · 11/07/2021 23:25

Nearer the outlet?

You weren't using a sex toy whilst it was plugged into the mains were you?!

CrouchEndTiger12 · 11/07/2021 23:30

Oh it is designed to be used whilst plugged in. 🔌

FelicityBeedle · 11/07/2021 23:31

@CrouchEndTiger12
I’m fairly certain it’s mains powered, would be a crap toy not plugged in

FelicityBeedle · 11/07/2021 23:31

Cross post!

Umberellatheweatha · 11/07/2021 23:36

That's a sex toy? Looks like a microphone lol.

Rabbits and their wire chewing. Nothing is sacred.

CrouchEndTiger12 · 11/07/2021 23:38

I just used to have a one that was mains charged and the cable could be removed after. It said never use it plugged into the mains.

That one is designed to be so my mistake but seems weird

FudgeFlake · 11/07/2021 23:39

Thank you, all of you, for giving me a moment of silly happiness after the utter stress and ultimate sadness of the past three hours!