If my DH is at home, he's making a noise.

[SemiFeralDalek]

It's CONSTANT!

It's not even purposeful noise, it's just humming, chunnering, singing to himself.

Then he puts music on, whilst I'm trying to concentrate, or watch TV. Or tells me crap jokes, he thinks he's being funny. He just chats shit!

Then he moves things, to a place where they've never lived, but he thinks is a better place for them, but doesn't tell me, and then forgets!

Aaaaarrrgghh! He's going to work at 5, thank fucking fuck!

I love him but by Christ he's irritating sometimes!

I totally sympathise, DP is like this too and unfortunately I am an introvert who enjoys quiet

I have a pair of Bose noise cancelling earphones which I use strategically I also got him some AirPods for Xmas, because he kept watching annoying tinny-sounding videos on YouTube on his phone constantly.

Didn't stop him waking me up the other day by SINGING in the shower in our ensuite. When I told him off, he said he had no idea I could hear it. Had to explain that tiny bathroom metres from the bed + singing + shower = noisy!!!