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FrangipaniDeLaSqueegeeMop · 08/07/2021 00:00

It's coming home

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PickAChew · 08/07/2021 00:01

You should probably lock the door, then.

KopparbergCazza · 08/07/2021 00:02

I wouldn't let it back in.

You don't know where its been all this time.

Sparklingbrook · 08/07/2021 00:03

Do you live in Italy?

FrangipaniDeLaSqueegeeMop · 08/07/2021 00:03

@Sparklingbrook 🤣🤣🤣

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HmmmmmmInteresting · 08/07/2021 00:04

@Sparklingbrook

Do you live in Italy?
Grin
foxandbee · 08/07/2021 00:09

@Sparklingbrook

Do you live in Italy?
That is mean but also 🤣
Lisamonwesaa · 08/07/2021 00:09

A OG and a dubious penalty that the media are reporting the goalie had a laser pen shined in his eyes. I’m sure Italy are not losing sleep.

Sparklingbrook · 08/07/2021 00:11

Oooh the match inquest begins. Lol

justinhawkinsnavalfluff · 08/07/2021 00:11

@Lisamonwesaa

A OG and a dubious penalty that the media are reporting the goalie had a laser pen shined in his eyes. I’m sure Italy are not losing sleep.
Oh do cheer up!
scottmichael · 08/07/2021 00:12

Maybe
Maybe not

FrangipaniDeLaSqueegeeMop · 08/07/2021 00:15

@Lisamonwesaa

A OG and a dubious penalty that the media are reporting the goalie had a laser pen shined in his eyes. I’m sure Italy are not losing sleep.

🦁 🦁 🦁 on a 👕

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Lisamonwesaa · 08/07/2021 00:17

At least we can hope no innocent children were targeted by English fans on Twitter after this game.

FrangipaniDeLaSqueegeeMop · 08/07/2021 00:19

@Lisamonwesaa "England fans" aren't a hive mind. The vast majority of people did not so much as mention that German girl.

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nothingcanhurtmewithmyeyesshut · 08/07/2021 00:19

And what fucking time does it call this?!

DeRigueurMortis · 08/07/2021 00:20

It's not home yet...just maybe in the back garden....

FrangipaniDeLaSqueegeeMop · 08/07/2021 00:22

@nothingcanhurtmewithmyeyesshut

And what fucking time does it call this?!
It stayed out late, it's wife posted on MN asking if she should call round the hospitals, and it's coming home at about 6am covered in sick. MN will tell its wife to leave the children with it and take herself off on a spa day. She will not do that though because who the fuck even does that
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Lalliella · 08/07/2021 00:31

If it tried to come home Priti Patel would deport it.

IRanSoFarAway1 · 08/07/2021 00:44

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ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 08/07/2021 02:18

YES!!!!

It's coming home baby!⚽️✈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿❤

lolacola77 · 08/07/2021 02:18

No it isn't 😂

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 08/07/2021 02:23

tbh it's already home🤷‍♀️

HandforthParishCouncilClerk · 08/07/2021 02:25

🇮🇹

Frezia · 08/07/2021 02:44

It never lived here 🤷‍♀️

1forAll74 · 08/07/2021 02:59

I am glad it's coming home, I don't usually call my cat an IT, but it did come home a bit ago, it has been missing all day.

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