What can I win a trophy for?

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I'm 53 and I've never had a trophy. What (realistically) could I win one for at my age? Suddenly feeling like I've missed out

You could go on holiday to butlins and enter the table tennis comp? Not sure if they give out trophies or certificates though.

Play Words for Friends/Boggle/Scrabble online - there seem to be lots of trophies up for grabs.

Or award yourself a trophy for never having won a trophy?

Not a trophy, exactly, but I did win a prize for a MN post (preens).

I did get a trophy for being the most improved cross country runner in 1986.

I’m obviously amazing.

Triathlon. Sometimes I'm the only person in my age-sex group who entered. :)

Does it have to be a trophy? Would a medal do?
Lots of those around.

Do the race for life and you get a medal. Any or most cycling sportive you get a medal.

Go on Pointless and get to the final.

Can it be a medal? Chase the Sun do runs and you can get on for only 5k!