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Yuck factor too high

75 replies

PussGirl · 27/06/2021 20:50

Putting the cat bowls in the dishwasher (scraped out, rinsed out)

Using the kitchen cloths (dishcloth, tea towel, hand towel) after they've fallen on the floor

Eating the sex cucumber in a salad (washed, peeled, chopped)

OP posts:
Letsallscreamatthesistene · 27/06/2021 20:55

Sex cucumber?!

RickOShay · 27/06/2021 20:56

Yes Grin
The sex cucumber
I thought that was just fantasy

Nesbo · 27/06/2021 20:58

If you spiralise sex cucumbers they are far more palatable.

Soubriquet · 27/06/2021 20:58

Sex cucumber EnvyEnvy

HmmmmmmInteresting · 27/06/2021 20:59

Wtf is a sex cucumber?Confused

Soubriquet · 27/06/2021 21:00

reminded me of this advert now

DramaAlpaca · 27/06/2021 21:00

All grim. Especially the sex cucumber Shock

RugratMum · 27/06/2021 21:01

In order:
No
Hell, no
WTF?

Nightbear · 27/06/2021 21:02

So that’s why some people peel cucumbers.

LemonWeb · 27/06/2021 21:03

Cat bowls in dishwasher meh, I’m good with that. Stuff on floor nope. And sex cucumber 😱

MysweetAudrina · 27/06/2021 21:03

Not sure sex cucumber pairs well with salad. We tend to favour a blue cheese dip and just slice cucumber vertically into crudités.

PennineSpring · 27/06/2021 21:03

Um, sex cucumber?

Garraty47 · 27/06/2021 21:04

Meh. I'm not bothered. I put my mooncup in the dishwasher.

Cheeseycheeseycheesecheese · 27/06/2021 21:06

Food bowls, sure, I mean it's either dishwasher clean or sink water clean

Cloths on the floor, not so much... maybe for mopping up spills on the floor.

Sex cucumber? I... errrrm... yeah, I don't think eating that is a great plan, unless it's part of the sexytimes....

GuiltyPleasure · 27/06/2021 21:11

I'm sure that for the cost of a cucumber (43p in Sainsbury's.. probably cheaper in Asda or Aldi) if I really wanted to use one as a sex toy, I'd push the boat out & buy 2 to have separate one for each purpose Grin

SorrySoldOut · 27/06/2021 21:14

really? you are offended by a cat bowl in a DISHWASHER?

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 27/06/2021 21:14

A sex cucumber… you live and learn.

Would that be like a strap on cucumber😁

Letsallscreamatthesistene · 27/06/2021 21:15

Or you could just buy a vibrator. More expensive but much better than a cucumber (I imagine, ive never used a cucumber before...). And vibrators dont go mouldy.

OffRampHilton · 27/06/2021 21:15

I love that it’s “the” sex cucumber. I wonder at what stage the designation occurs? At the supermarket, or in front of the fridge while clad in lingerie?

SorrySoldOut · 27/06/2021 21:15

i have a t towel the dog repeatedly runs off with.... i retrieve it, no biggie. dont have kitchen hand towels? is that even a thing?

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 27/06/2021 21:16

Would it also not depend on where the sex cucumber had been used?

Like up a bum? No no no🤮

Soubriquet · 27/06/2021 21:18

@ArseInTheCoOpWindow

Would it also not depend on where the sex cucumber had been used?

Like up a bum? No no no🤮

Wait…you would be fine eating it if it had been up fanny?!
ColdTattyWaitingForSummer · 27/06/2021 21:19

I don’t have a dish washer so wash the cat bowl in the sink (separately to the people dishes though.. she has standards Grin)
If I use a tea towel to quickly mop a spill on the counter / floor then I throw it straight in the washing machine after.
Not touching the cucumber with a barge pole though Envy

chickenyhead · 27/06/2021 21:21

Do people have sex cucumbers?

Teabags on the kitchen sink miff me.

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 27/06/2021 21:25

No not really😁🤮

I’m intrigued now. This is a new phrase for me. I need to know more!