Words of song that annoy you

[Whingey]

Why does rain fall from the sky. What else would it do?

Love me for a reason, let the reason be love, doesn’t make sense.

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag. I mean seriously, wtf does a plastic bag even feel like??

Smoke Gets In Your Eyes - such a beautiful sad song, but that line "Now, laughing friends deride tears I cannot hide...." They're certainly not friends if they do that!

The voice on the phone answered with a sweet voice (or something similarly silly by Take That)

That dreadful line about Kilimanjaro rising like a memphis from the Serengeti. It's not even in the Serengeti!

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains

Rising like Olympus. But you're right about location

"Oh she's sweet but a psycho, a little bit psycho..."

Just makes me feel a bit uncomfortable as I think it's quite insensitive/labelling.

ALL of this

OK now he was close
Tried to domesticate ya
But you're an animal
Baby it's in your nature
Just let me liberate you (hey hey hey)
You don't need no takers (hey hey hey)
That man is not your maker (hey hey hey)
And that's why I'ma take a good girl
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
You're a good girl
Can't let it get past me
You're far from plastic
Talkin' about getting blasted
I hate these blurred lines
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
But you're a good girl
The way you grab me
Must wanna get nasty
Go ahead get at me
What do they make dreams for
When you got them jeans on
What do we need steam for
You the hottest btch in this place
I feel so lucky (hey hey hey)
You wanna hug me (hey hey hey)
What rhymes with hug me (hey hey hey, hey...)
(Everybody get up)
OK now he was close
Tried to domesticate ya
But you're an animal
Baby it's in your nature
Just let me liberate you (hey hey hey)
You don't need no takers (hey hey hey)
That man is not your maker (hey hey hey)
And that's why I'ma take a good girl
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
You're a good girl
Can't let it get past me
You're far from plastic
Talkin' about getting blasted
I hate these blurred lines
I know you want it (I hate them lines)
I know you want it (I hate them lines)
I know you want it
But you're a good girl
The way you grab me
Must wanna get nasty
Go ahead get at me
One thing I ask you
Let me be the one you bet that ass to
Yo, from Malibu, to Paribu
Yeah, had a big machine daddy
So, hit me up when you pass through
I'll give you something big enough to take your ass too
Swag on, even when you dress casual
I mean it's almost unbearable
Then, honey you're not there when I'm
With my foresight btch you pay me by
Nothing like your leg, I ain't too square for you
I'll smack that ass and pull your hair like that
So I jail watch, hand wave for you to salute
But you didn't pick
Not many women get repeated pimpin' (?)
I'm a nice guy, but don't get it confused with (?)
Shake around
Get down
Get up
Do it like it hurt
Like it hurt
What you don't like work (Hey...)
(Everybody get up)
Baby can you breathe
I got this from Jamaica
It always works for me
Dakota to Decatur
No more pretending (hey hey hey)
Cause now you in it (hey hey hey)
Here's our beginning (hey hey hey)
I always wanted
You're a good girl (Everybody get up)
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
You're a good girl
Can't let it get past me
You're far from plastic
Talkin' about getting blasted
I hate these blurred lines (Everybody get up)
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
But you're a good girl
The way you grab me
Must wanna get nasty
Go ahead get at me

IF

"If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I paint you?"

WTF does that mean?

ROCKET MAN

^"And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown..."^

Well, not that long. Saturday tops - as you it made very clear in the third verse that 'it's just my job, five days a week"...

JAILBREAK

^"Tonight there's going to be a jailbreak,
Somewhere in this town..."^

Yeah - if we're wondering where exactly, I don't think the first place I'd put money on is the all-night bagel shop or the lido.

....this thread could keep me busy for hours.

@YouLookSoCool

The voice on the phone answered with a sweet voice (or something similarly silly by Take That)

I came on to say that!

You PMS like a bitch I would know.. Nice one Katy Perry
Also Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me...er no actually!

I wish or could Christmas every day.

I really don't

‘Rain on me tsunami’

Somebody wasn’t listening in Geography lessons

Slowly walkin' down the hall
Faster than a cannonball

I mean, what? Are you going slow or fast? Which is it Noel?

Girl, you'll be a woman soon
Please, come take my hand
Girl, you'll be a woman soon
Soon, you'll need a man

Hey little girl, is your daddy home?
Did he go away and leave you all alone?

"Say I look nice when I'm not".

In Little Things Mean A Lot. Lovely sentiment, rotten grammar.

Another bad grammar one 😁

She says her love for me could never die
But that’d change if she ever found out about you and I

Run to You - Bryan Adams

'born to be alive'
' you're my favourite waste of time'

I really really really wanna ziga zigaahh.

In fact anything with made up words that don’t make sense.

Dignity by deacon blue. It's a dinghy, then a ship. He sails it is the west coast. Then through towns and villages??

And don't get me started on Real Gone Kid.. 'I'll do what I should have did' which presumably would have been go to bloody school!

Frankie - Sister Sledge:
You walked me to the Deli
Then we sat in the booth where it all began.
I looked into your big eyes
And I said to myself we coulda have twins.

Ed Sheeran

"push and pull like a magnet do"

a = singular
do = plural

And magnets don't push and pull :(

The whole of Just the Way You Are, by Billy Joel, which is just about the most patronising bunch of toss imaginable...

"I don't want clever conversation. Never want to work that hard."

...so your intelligence is irrelevant in this relationship.

"Don't go trying some new fashion
Don't change the color of your hair"

....because anything that radical does require my approval.

"You always have my unspoken passion
Although I might not seem to care"

...and, obviously I'm not going to go changing either, so I'll carry on appearing not to care.

While I'm here, incidentally, why do so many women like 'Delilah'? I mean, the guy knocks on a woman's door and stabs her to death in a jealous rage. Why's everyone having a knees-up singalong to that?

@PeskyRooks

You PMS like a bitch I would know.. Nice one Katy Perry Also Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me...er no actually!

I'm an idiot...

I thought it was "you pee a mess"

I thought she was referring to a guy who kept missing the toilet bowl and leaving pee everywhere.

PMS.

Duh.

Are we human or are we dancers???

What does that mean?????!!!!!