How MN has ruined my life

[OhToBeASeahorse]

1. Whenever I hear or read 'dunno' Iin my head I hear 'cm dunno' because if the typing for the confused face
2. Anytime I hear or read 'roar'- and given I have 2 small children that is daily - in my head i hear it as 'roar fecking roar' because of a poster's username.

Anyone else?!

Some of the usernames make me look twice. Something like
'jeremyclarksonsear' and then every time I see an Amazon ad and Jeremy Clarkson is there and I find myself looking at his ears and wondering which one the poster was talking about and why.

Not sure if that is an actual username but there are lots of similar ones and I always wonder why the mentioned body part was chosen for that particular person.

What do you see in mine?

It is a phrase used by a poster describing shit her exh pulled.

I told her I nicked it and she replied "what an honour!"

@OrchestraOfWankery

What do you see in mine?

It is a phrase used by a poster describing shit her exh pulled.

I told her I nicked it and she replied "what an honour!"

That is a fabulous username!

Ha! @JesusInTheCabbageVan. I know how you got yours! tickled me at the time!

I’m scared to pop round to visit someone but also scared not to, horribly afraid that I’m defrosting things incorrectly and constantly live in hope I’ll see the one thing on FB Marketplace that will unite everyone in disgust…sorry, discust.

Whenever I hear or read 'dunno' Iin my head I hear 'cm dunno' because if the typing for the confused face

I don't understand this one?!

Anyone else suffer from a background niggle that one day they'll audibly refer to DD as 'Dee-Dee'?

@myfuckingfreezer

Whenever I hear or read 'dunno' Iin my head I hear 'cm dunno' because if the typing for the confused face

I don't understand this one?!

Me neither

ErrolTheDragon I haven't worried about saying it (yet), but I've definitely had that niggle when writing emails or responding to something about my children that I need to make sure I don't use DD/DS/DC .

At work someone used CF for cash flow. I found it hard to read that email.

Not particularly MN, but we use the acronym CIS at work which bothers me more than it ought to.

I always think of words like cockwaffle and wankspangle having orginated from here - but if that’s the case then it’s spreading!

My username is from someone years ago who said she had a doll that she gave this name it made me laff so I adopted it!

@OhToBeASeahorse

1. Whenever I hear or read 'dunno' Iin my head I hear 'cm dunno' because if the typing for the confused face

1. Anytime I hear or read 'roar'- and given I have 2 small children that is daily - in my head i hear it as 'roar fecking roar' because of a poster's username.

Anyone else?!

I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

@ItsReallyOnlyMe

At work someone used CF for cash flow. I found it hard to read that email.

Oh that's brilliant.....can imagine

It's added to my life.

How else would I know about
'The Dressing-gown of Doom'?

Or feeling 'Fanny Gallops' when I fancy someone?

Nope I don’t.

I now get it 😂

I also have the fear that I will say DD in real life

Mn has brought the most wonderful phrases such as darked on, spider willies and of course javelin arse

I have to physically stop myself referring to DD as DD.

I think all men are bastards

My husband is definitely 'DH' in my head. Often with the 'D' in an ironic tone.

My life is certainly far less productive for having MN in it...

The other day I was typing up some notes for a patient and instead of writing pts daughter I wrote pts DD!

Now I'm panicking about how many notes I've absentmindedly written MN acronyms in

There's a heating co near me with a huge CF logo on their vans
I call them the cheeky fucker plumbers 😂

My husband is also "DH", I have to stop myself from dropping it in WhatsApp chats with my friends 🤦🏼‍♀️ 🤣

The fish slice is ruined for me now. Especially if it's sticky from food...