I’m really sorry, this is going to be the strangest request ever. Basically I’m South African but living in the UK, pregnant and massively craving NikNaks. (For anyone reading this in passing, they bear no relation to the UK product of the same name and are a glorious festival of E-numbers and artificial cheese dust thatstays on your fingers forever.) Anyway, because they share a name with a UK product their commercial import here was banned a few years ago.
I’m very pregnant. I want nothing but NikNaks. I wake up thinking of them, go to sleep thinking of them etc etc. I have searched the entire internet. If it weren’t for the small matter of a global pandemic I’d be flying to Johannesburg tomorrow with an empty suitcase.
If you’re reading this from SA, or know anyone there, could you please buy some for me and post them over? I’ll pay you for them, postage and your time in advance. Help!
(I'll add, for fullness, that the UK ban covers trading or selling SA Niknaks in the UK, not care packages, and of course I've no intention of selling the things.)
Leads/commiserations also gratefully received 
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