To see how quickly we can fill up this thread?

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

You can post multiple times but there must be at least one post in between.

Ready...Set...GO!

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If you really want to fill a thread up you needed more click bait.

Have you got a parking diagram? A parking diagram gets everyone here running. Throw in a CF using you for free childcare, a crazy MiL & a useless cocklodging bloke and you've covered every base

twins

@Sparklfairy when he told me that I said to him "you're not looking for someone to kidnap are you" to which he replied "lol" I asked him a second time and he changed the subject

Droopyclematis

Its fucking dark outside you should have had it in hours ago, it'll get darked on.

@Hellodarknessmyoldpal "Nothing beats the scent of fresh spider willies and bat urine. Lucky you."

This made me chuckle. Now I'm picturing tinned spider willies.

I've forgotten how to kiss - it's been that long.

I'd like to smash one of my neighbours windows in though.

I have gin and tonic and frozen limes. I have been inspired.

@DroopyClematis

The sky is rumbling and it's raining hard. Should I bring my washing in?

Since it's already raining, I'd say leave it out There's no point in bringing it in now

About time for a parking diagram on this thread.

@DroopyClematis no keep yourself dry. Where will the spiders sleep if you bring it in?

@bingowashisname errr creepy! In true MN style, he's either a serial killer or he enjoys making you think he might be*

*only half joking...

@bingowashisname

The man I'm talking to online likes to sit in restaurants and " watch people" . That's weird right?

"Peoplewatch" fine (but usually in a park or where people are passing by) "Watch people" hmm...

[quote UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]@Hellodarknessmyoldpal "Nothing beats the scent of fresh spider willies and bat urine. Lucky you."

This made me chuckle. Now I'm picturing tinned spider willies.[/quote]
Think i prefer them rubbed all over my washing than in a tin 😂

@featherbird

Well we went for drinks on the south bank, very nice. He was actually very interested in me and asked lots of questions about my life rather than talk about himself which is what I'm used to He's single divorced and no criminal record whoop! Held my hand in the rain on the way back to the station and had a parting snog... feeling like a teenager 😂

Hurrah! You'll have to keep us updated on this one!

@Tambourinetunes bloody hell!!! I forgot about their willies!
I’ll nip out now!

I made some granola today, ready for my exclusion diet which I'm starting shortly, & washed & line dried DD's pillow & duvet.

I honestly think he's a serial killer in the making.just some of the things he says make me think so

I'm tired

@NoIDontWatchLoveIsland

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If you really want to fill a thread up you needed more click bait.

Have you got a parking diagram? A parking diagram gets everyone here running. Throw in a CF using you for free childcare, a crazy MiL & a useless cocklodging bloke and you've covered every base

twins

Good point.

MIL's evil twin parked inconveniently after dropping off some kids for free childcare (diagram to follow)

I'm always tired now, @Tiredandbored. Need a nap every day.

And bored

Wondering if you look at a FB profile of a friend of a friend... will you show up in their friend suggestions. #cringe

That's my offering to help fill up the thread

Do you mean like the Penis cul de sacs?

Is that the right kind of parking diagram?

I also threw away 2 packs of ryvitas earlier. At least one of the plastic mini packs inside each was infested with cereal mites. I have to burn the kitchen down tomorrow.

My washings still out as well, it’s bed sheets too

Anyone else think tesco has got a lot more expensive?

Just want to say ugh
That's how I feel
Thanks