To see how quickly we can fill up this thread?

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

You can post multiple times but there must be at least one post in between.

Ready...Set...GO!

Re hot grandad. We are watching Katla series on Netflix and it had people coming back 20 years younger, while older selves are still around. I got quite heated insisting DH would dump new for the younger model. He denied it, smart man. Especially when I told him I much preferred the older, more experienced one 😍

BakeOff

nah, just get one and give it to him a few days delayed!

this is the one in my Amazon cart

or I might get this one

Okay, catching up for real now.

Double post :O

I didn’t get post 888 (which went to a photo Colin Firth) but I got 800 and 900 - will I be 1000?

@NigellaSeed
Property a little like the actor Taye Diggs whose 50.

Lovely to hear all the Father's Day plans!

@NigellaSeed

Double post :O

I know

I'm already in the dog house for earlier transgressions so I'm not apologising again🤣

Tate Diggs? Not bad at all. Yippee to date 2!!

Ooh we're getting close now! New thread arriving when we get to 970 j reckon.

*Taye

@BakeOffRewatch grandad in his 90s was still hot

This just needed to be seen again.

@HannaHat

Ooh I want powers like ElGuardiandenoche 💪🏻

I’m sorry but that’s not possible but can I just remind you all that if ever you are reading the boards in the wee small hours and you find a post that is spam, a troll, a troll hunter or just something concerning then pop over to the Night Watch board and give us a link and as much detail of the perpetrator as possible and we can deal with it.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/the_night_watch

You can find a link to the board under the Mumsnet Stuff board subject.

@ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba. we're nearly at the finish line, all eyes are on us, we gotta be on our best. Teeth and tits, everyone!

I'm already in the dog house for earlier transgressions so I'm not apologising again🤣

Zing Once you know your name won't be on the trophy, there's nothing to keep you in line. A flaw in the system.

DD's been wearing a pink hoodie and pink trousers all day, so I've been calling her variations of pink & marshmallow all day: Miss Mallow, Marsha, Martian, Pinky poo, Pinky Pops...🤣

sometimes I wonder if I should've kept a record of all the things we've called the kids over the years.
The ones that stuck the most are Jboo, Bammers, Moxter, Snowy, Icy, Bubs & Laags (all derived from their actual names, albeit sometimes a long roundabout way).

A friend's 2 daughters are Dotty & Beanie.

what are your kids non-name nicknames?

Snowy aww

We've given our DS an extra middle name. Joe John Good Burp Bloggs.

@NigellaSeed

Less than a hundred! But this is such a corner of MN. I'm torn lol

It is. I love that people saw the title and thought "Why not?" Also, so exciting that your little one is officially a one-year-old.

@UnlimitedChipsandSalsa. Sorry that was supposed to say "such an awful corner of MN".

teeth and tits
🤣🤣🤣@NigellaSeed
never heard of that, will be using it!

Joke! I love this thread 😚

Well I take it all back I've just seen he's WhatsApp post and it looks like he's out on a date with someone else

@BakeOffRewatch

I didn’t get post 888 (which went to a photo Colin Firth) but I got 800 and 900 - will I be 1000?

I feel like good luck will follow whoever lands on 1000. Also, due to various double (and TRIPLE) postings, there will also be a bonus "true" 1000 in the afterparty. Anyone who is too -lazy- busy can assume it's them. Win-win!

Aah I’d have preferred the powers of hiding comments ElGuardiandenoche 😂