Sum your day up Bridget Jones style!

[Spidermanssecretary]

Weight: 12 st 5
Creme eggs: 1, pints of Stella: 1, death threats from middle aged men: 1, hours spent on Mumsnet: 2

Weight: 12st 13 and a half (half’s not important)
Height: 5’5 an d a half (half’s critical)
Wine: 1 bottle
Lines in excel checked: 1,000 and counting
Blessings counted: onhoing

Weight: fucking massive
Hours spent at A&E: 6
Calories upon getting home: 7472827374748

Weight - approx the same as a blue whale.
Alcohol, none as working nights. Will make effort to put this right on first available day off.
Cups of tea, about 8, 1 pint water, 1 pint vimto
1 bag wotsits and one fudge bar, middle of the night, lost will to live at work.
Sexy men in life 0, husband doesn't count.
Will do better tomorrow.