My artist friend is severely lacking in inspiration at present so has resorted to asking me to pose. I am not the best poseur in the world but thought it might shut him up if I posed briefly on a traffic bollard then I could get it over and done with.
This does sound like a huge wind up but it's not, wondered about the legality. It would be such a strange criminal record to get sitting on a traffic bollard for 10 seconds. No traffic cone on head, promise!