What Other People Think Your Job Is

[UncleBobb]

Inspired by another thread (hopefully not a taat) say what other people think your job is, and then what it actually is

People think - I sit quietly with sad women and chat til they feel better

Actually- I'm a domestic abuse support practitioner working with highly complex families including drug and alcohol addiction, severe mental health and criminal activities

I look at spreadsheets all day.

True, in a fashion. But whenever I try and explain what I doing with the spreadsheets, everyone adopts the same glazed look.

I do colouring in and go on Facebook all day.

I'm a marketing manager...