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What wedding presents should Mumsnet get for Boris and Carrie?

18 replies

BorisKilledMyHusband · 30/05/2021 22:57

A penis beaker obviously.
A year’s supply of naice ham.
Anything else?

OP posts:

Temp023 · 30/05/2021 22:59

Oh Christ, just drop this. It’s just tacky and nasty!

SkunkButRug · 30/05/2021 22:59

A sheath

Seesawmummadaw · 30/05/2021 23:01

A dildo. He needs a dick. She already has one.

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BorisKilledMyHusband · 30/05/2021 23:10

@Temp023

Oh Christ, just drop this. It’s just tacky and nasty!

The man needs the piss taken out of him. See my user name.

OP posts:

BreastedBoobilyToTheStairs · 30/05/2021 23:12

A biscuit.

Not a pack, just a solitary jammy dodger.

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BorisKilledMyHusband · 30/05/2021 23:15

A honeymoon in a Mexican holiday home - owners not informed.

OP posts:

QueenofallNorway · 30/05/2021 23:18

Something from here:

www.ruindays.com/

OldScrappyAndHungry · 30/05/2021 23:19

A conscience?

BlackeyedSusan · 31/05/2021 00:19

well, he has created a vacancy for a new mistress.

AIMummy · 31/05/2021 00:24

A Specsavers voucher and a comb.

KeyboardWorriers · 31/05/2021 00:26

John Lewis vouchers?

Some DNA tests?

Troupador · 31/05/2021 00:42

A one way flight to somewhere far far away.

mathanxiety · 31/05/2021 02:27

Probably nothing for their spanking new kitchen, which is a shame because I believe a toaster is traditional.

Cleverpolly3 · 31/05/2021 02:37

Some ducks

DPotter · 31/05/2021 03:08

wallpaper pasting table - understand the new stuff is peeling off already

LittleRa · 31/05/2021 03:40

A cheque that gets cancelled before they cash it

pollywollydoodler · 31/05/2021 05:47

A divorce lawyer..

Iveputmyselfonthenaughtystep · 31/05/2021 05:53

100 life times together: whether they want it or not.

My mum always says to be careful what you wish for.

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