When my children were little I had a beautiful wooden rocking horse for them and they loved playing on it. One day my son was having a great time on it but his older sister wanted to have a go. I was sitting on the lounge reading the newspaper when I heard my son crying, I looked up and he was on the floor and his sister on the rocking horse.
I said 'T, did you knock him off that rocking horse?'
Quick as a flash she replied 'No, I pushed him off:
Another time, my son was feeling unwell and I asked him what he wanted to eat. He said 'Bom Bom ick'
"What?'
"Bom Bom ick"
This went on for about 5 min and he was getting frustrated with me because I couldn't understand him.
Finally I asked his older sister what he was saying.
"Mate, what do you want to eat?'
"Bom bom ick"
"Mummy, he wants popcorn chicken."
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