Without looking it up, how long does....

[MistySkiesAfterRain]

Ok, bored here, and maybe I will learn something. Game is:

Post an item and how long it takes to prepare

Next person guesses how long and posts another item

E.g.

A garlic baguette take to cook in the oven?

14-16 minutes

Ok, here goes (now have to think of another one)

A small chicken joint take to roast?

2 hours? 🙄

Hard boiled egg

5 minutes

A leg of lamb

1 hour 40

A jacket potato?

4 hours

Steak on a BBQ?

5 mins if super hot, half an hour if an amateur Brit is cooking.

Whoops. Scrambled eggs

4 minutes

Make a cake from scratch and to ice it with buttercream

1 hr 45?

@Rollerbird Just the joint - 40 mins

@AdoraBell Tell me more about the 4 hour jacket potato. Is it cooked on low? Is it superfluffy inside after? I've microwaved then roasted for about 1hr 15.

Perfect porridge?

@MistySkiesAfterRain

Perfect porridge?

2 mins!

Mumsnet has got so dull lately...

Worst. Game. Ever.

Umm poached egg

😂 It takes 6 months for fingernails to grow and 12 months for toenails to grow.

Haggis

Let's watch paint dry instead 😬

@FunTimes2020

Mumsnet has got so dull lately...

Thanks for dropping by 😂

@pepsicolagirl 30 seconds in a microwave.

@WrongWayApricot Genuinely no idea but we used to serve it in a restaurant I worked at with neeps and tatties and there was always a salute to the haggis. I'd say 25 minutes.