Lets have another terrible estate agent pictures thread!

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I'm a bit bored at work so was flicking through right move....as you do. I'm finding the pictures chosen for listings mind boggling at the moment.

I think that picture 13 here is particularly informative!

and this one seems to have a strange obsession with windows and curtains?!

Thanks for these - both a bit dreary!

The paintwork on the fence on the first one is horrendous :(

Christ a toddler could have painted that fence better!

They are both very detailed listings for rentals - round here all you get is about three pics, usually of the outside, and no floor plan.

I'm feeling sorry for that second house - it looks sad and lonely.

The "feature wall" in the lounge pic ...is it padded or am I seeing things ?

@summersolstice43

The paintwork on the fence on the first one is horrendous :(

It does look like someone's slaughtered some pigs of the far side of the fence

I hadn't noticed the fence 😂

@Cerealnamechangerstrikesagain the rental market and prices are ridiculous in this area (guess I'll have to name change now). During and since covid the market has changed drastically and is now obscenely competitive - so much so that many people now take the let on houses purely on the listings without even looking at them.

I think the marks on the fence are the fact it had been raining, and there is no evidence of a pig carcass in any of the other photos.

On the first one - what exactly is picture 4? It reminds me of a padded booth in a diner.

This one has so many amazing pictures it’s difficult to choose my favourite. The repeated themes of ‘plant’ and ‘reflected in mirror’ are particularly brilliant. But special mention has to go to number 17.

www.rightmove.co.uk/property/106523591

Wow . 27 is quite special... and what’s the black thing lurking in the corner of 29/30?

[quote WildGeese]This one has so many amazing pictures it’s difficult to choose my favourite. The repeated themes of ‘plant’ and ‘reflected in mirror’ are particularly brilliant. But special mention has to go to number 17.

www.rightmove.co.uk/property/106523591[/quote]
Do u think it comes with the house?

@toffeebutterpopcorn

Wow . 27 is quite special... and what’s the black thing lurking in the corner of 29/30?

Looks like a TV possibly?

The house seems so obviously uninhabited, it makes me wonder if 17 is in fact the current owner?! I can picture him sitting on that chair watching the tv. Or wandering through to the kitchen to help himself to some of the random pile of fruit...

If anyone lives near the second house, please could you pop round and hang the toilet paper correctly.

[quote WildGeese]This one has so many amazing pictures it’s difficult to choose my favourite. The repeated themes of ‘plant’ and ‘reflected in mirror’ are particularly brilliant. But special mention has to go to number 17.

www.rightmove.co.uk/property/106523591[/quote]
£300 000????!!!!

Buy a house and get a parrot thrown in free?

I want the parrot

I once had a BF who was going to inherit a grey parrot. He wanted to get married and I was very tempted by the parrot.

Not only am I digging the parrot , but the picture of the invisible fruit bowl in the kitchen and the boxers hanging over a mirror in the bedroom are piquing my interest

@C0nn1e

If anyone lives near the second house, please could you pop round and hang the toilet paper correctly.

OMG I snorted at the parrot! That's just brilliant!

The TV seems to be sitting on a sunbed

I'm loving the parrot. I did have quite a chuckle at the single armchair in front of the TV. Reminded me of that Alan Partridge episode with the crazy fan, where he had to drink tea out of an Arielator 🤣