My day has been a total shambles.
Started this morning with DS1 (3.5) playing up, and as I was putting his shoes on he managed to headbutt me accidentally and split my lip
Then we walked the post office and newborn DS screamed the whole way there
In post office que; I’m trying to settle DS2 who is still screeching, looked down and DS1 is stuffing his fucking face with the open box pick and mix sweets 🤦♀️ que a lecture about stealing blah blah (I did take him to the counter and got him to tell the truth and pay for the sweets)
Then on the way home, DS2 was still fucking screaming, so shoved him in the carrier. DS1 was wailing by this point as he wanted more sweets (obv not getting!); was upset and tired.
Then it started fucking hailing. Actual hail. So threw DS1 in newborns carrycot. Tucked the blanket around the carrier and rage walked home.
DS1 has finally gone to sleep; I’ve chucked the baby at DH and I’m going the shop for wine 🤪
Anyone else had a disaster day?!