First of May, first of May...

[DeweyWilkerson]

Tell me I'm not the only one that recites this rhyme on this day every year?

Since I can't get a hair appointment at the minute I may become fully Jilly Cooper and get my bacon grease scissors out to trim my hair this afternoon...

I’m 36 so must be too young to know what that is.

However. Yesterday I sang “it’s gonna be Mayyyy” in the style of Justin Timberlake

@DrinkRefilled I'm 35 I loved Jilly Cooper books when I was younger, and when I had my eldest DD MN loved a good Jilly Cooper thread, although admittedly this was 11 years ago!

I only know 'pinch punch first of the month'

Oh yes, the second I saw the thread title I mentally finished it off.

Bacon grease scissor hair trims are ok as long as you can drench yourself in Fracas as well.

I'm 36 and finished this I my head.

Hooray hooray the first of May
Outdoor sex begins today

@LBOCS2

Oh yes, the second I saw the thread title I mentally finished it off.

Bacon grease scissor hair trims are ok as long as you can drench yourself in Fracas as well.

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Rhymes with 'my birthday', which it is

Happy birthday @Notthatmuchroyalist!

@LBOCS2

Oh yes, the second I saw the thread title I mentally finished it off.

Bacon grease scissor hair trims are ok as long as you can drench yourself in Fracas as well.

I was really excited once when I found a tester of Fracas in a department store. I was going to drench myself, but on first little squirt I found I hated it. What a let down!

I was thinking about this as I was washing up earlier! One of my favourite books of my youth. Wonder if R C-B would be still alive? (Still haven’t forgotten her for killing off billy)

Wonder if men like him still exist? Did the saintly Taggie ever LTB? And how flipping cold would it be to fuck (like a stoat) outside today!

@NaiceViper Diorississmo is gross too!

Bacon grease scissor hair trims are ok as long as you can drench yourself in Fracas as well.

I'm so confused and also curious about what this means?!!

Yep. Me too. Except I used the version from Spike Milligan's "Adolf Hitler: my Part in his Downfall"
Hip hooray, the first of May!
Outdoor fucking starts today!

Me too! I might have a Jilly Cooper re-read. I only go up as far as Score though.

...outdoor fucking starts today.
But as usual it do rain,
So we fucks back off indoors again.

I was thinking about this over the weekend! Wouldn't have fancied outdoor sex much today in the pouring rain though!

I like The Merry Month of May from Camelot which is wee bit naughty !

The Lusty Month of May that should be

You will work up quite an appetite so I hope you have someone on hand to whip up smoked salmon, scrambled eggs served with chilled pouilly fume! Not long until the smell of wild garlic haunts us all....